Atm Machines - Male Vs. Female

[Barjinder Singh]

How many sheep do I have?

There once was a girl who was very tired of girls jokes and insults directed at her intelligence.

So, she cut and dyed her hair, got a make-over, got in her car, and began driving around in the country.

Suddenly, she came to a herd of sheep in the road. She stopped her car and went over to the shepherd who was tending to them.

"If I can guess the exact number of sheep here, will you let me have one?" she asked.

The shepherd, thinking this was a pretty safe bet, agreed.

"You have 171 sheep," said the girl in triumph.

Surprised, the shepherd told her to pick out a sheep of her choice.

She looked around for a while and finally found one that she really liked.

She picked it up and was petting it when the shepherd walked over to her and asked, "if I can guess your real hair color, will you give me my sheep back?"

The girl thought it was only fair to let him try. "You're a girl! Now give me back my dog."

[Barjinder Singh]

A girl reports for her university final exam which consists of mainly true and false questions. She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes her purse out, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet: true for heads and false for tails. Within thirty minutes she is all done, whereas the rest of the class is still working furiously.

During the last few minutes, she is seen desperately throwing the coin, swearing and sweating. The moderator, alarmed, approaches her and asks what is happening.

"I finished the exam in a half hour," she replies. "Now I'm rechecking my answers."

[Barjinder Singh]

Q: How do you make a girl laugh on Saturday?

A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday.

Q: What is the girl doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?

A: Trying to hold on to a thought.

Q: Why don't girls have elevator jobs?

A: They don't know the route.

Q: Why do girls work seven days a week?

A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.

Q: How does a girl commit suicide?

A: She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off.

Q: How do you get a girls eyes to twinkle?

A: Shine a torch in her ears.

Q: How do you make a girl's eyes light up?

A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.

Q: How do you confuse a girl?

A: You don't. They're born that way.

Q: How do you confuse a girl?

A: You don't. They're born that way.

Q: Why couldn't the girl write the number eleven?

A: She didn't know what number came first.

Q: What do you call a girl with 90% of her intelligence gone?

A: Divorced.

Q: How did the girl try to kill the bird?

A: She threw it off a cliff.

Q: How did the girl break her leg raking leaves?

A: She fell out of the tree.

Q: How did the girl die drinking milk?

A: The cow fell on her.

Q: How did the girl burn her nose?

A: Bobbing for french fries.

Q: Why did it take the girl seven days to drive from St. Louis to Chicago?

A: She kept seeing signs that read "stop clean bathroom".

[Guest Papi]

A girl reports for her university final exam which consists of mainly true and false questions. She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes her purse out, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet: true for heads and false for tails. Within thirty minutes she is all done, whereas the rest of the class is still working furiously.

During the last few minutes, she is seen desperately throwing the coin, swearing and sweating. The moderator, alarmed, approaches her and asks what is happening.

"I finished the exam in a half hour," she replies. "Now I'm rechecking my answers."

:lol: :|

[lowest of the low singhni]

[barjinder Singh - I don't think many of the Kaurs here are blonde.]

[Guest Papi]

^^^ hence the reason i didnt quote that joke :lol:

[Barjinder Singh]

^^^ hence the reason i didnt quote that joke :lol:

ooops.. sorry for this... actually, i m livin in punjab and thats why my english is not so good...

i don't know the meaning of blonde.... i thought it means the same as girls...

so, i just copied and pasted this joke here....

i whole heartedly apologise for it.... if possible, moderator may delete that post.... now let me go ad check meaning of blonde....

once again, sorry for this....

[Guest Papi]

^^ lol its ok veer

blonde is what we call someone with golden colour hair :TH: could be a guy or a gal.

PS. you can jus edit your post and replace the text by something else

[Barjinder Singh]

k, now i have edited my post...

so u can enjoy it and laugh at it :lol:

[Mutheeaa]

i don't know the meaning of blonde.... i thought it means the same as girls...

Well to tell the truth there is not a single diff except hair color :lol:

Watch this video!!

^^^ hence the reason i didnt quote that joke :|

That one was also a blonde joke! Read it many times before.