Marriage

[Mehtab Singh]

A woman awoke during the night to find that her husband was not in bed.She went downstairs looking for him. He was sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appeared to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She saw tears rolling from his eyes as he sipped his coffee.

"What's the matter with you, my dear? Why are you down here at this time of the night?" she asked.

"Do you remember twenty years ago when we were dating and you were only 16?" he asked.

"Yes, I do," she replied.

"Do you remember when your father caught us while dating?"

"Yes, I do remember," she replied.

"Do you remember when he shoved that shotgun in my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter or spend twenty years in jail?"

"Yes, I do," she said, getting a little teary- eyed herself at his fond recollection.

He wiped another tear from his cheek and said, "You know... I would have been released today."

[Khalsa4ever]

Waheguroo jee ka Khalsa!

Waheguroo jee kee Fateh!

lol!!!

Waheguroo jee ka Khalsa!

Waheguroo jee kee Fateh!

[kaur_khalistani_lioness]

^^^ only a person(MHTB Singh) who isn't married yet could post something like this

[Mehtab Singh]

^^^ only a person(MHTB Singh) who isn't married yet could post something like this

Who told you I am not married? (6)

[Guest G.Kaur]

Sorry Mehtab to ruin your topic but I had to post this here

How Men Change After Marriage

The Love Word:

After 6 weeks: I love you, I love you, I love you!

After 6 months: Of course, I love you.

After 6 years: GOD, if I didn't love you, then why do you think I proposed?

Back from Work:

After 6 weeks: Honey, I'm home

After 6 months: BACK!!

After 6 years: What did your mom cook for us today?

Phone Ringing:

After 6 weeks: Baby, somebody wants you on the phone

After 6 months: Here, for you

After 6 years: ANSWER THE PHONE!

Cooking:

After 6 weeks: I never knew food could taste so good!

After 6 months: What are we having for dinner tonight?

After 6 years: AGAIN!

New Dress:

After 6 weeks: Wow, you look like an angel in that dress.

After 6 months: You bought a new dress again?

After 6 years: How much did THAT cost me?

TV:

After 6 weeks: Baby, what would you like us to watch tonight?

After 6 months: I like this movie

After 6 years: I'm going to watch ESPN, if you're not in the mood, go to Bed, I can stay up by myself

[Akaali]

Here we go again

[immortal57]

A woman awoke during the night to find that her husband was not in bed.She went downstairs looking for him. He was sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appeared to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She saw tears rolling from his eyes as he sipped his coffee.

"What's the matter with you, my dear? Why are you down here at this time of the night?" she asked.

"Do you remember twenty years ago when we were dating and you were only 16?" he asked.

"Yes, I do," she replied.

"Do you remember when your father caught us while dating?"

"Yes, I do remember," she replied.

"Do you remember when he shoved that shotgun in my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter or spend twenty years in jail?"

"Yes, I do," she said, getting a little teary- eyed herself at his fond recollection.

He wiped another tear from his cheek and said, "You know... I would have been released today."

i dont get it

[Jkaur89]

hahahaha thats funny!

[immortal57]

mehtab singh

i dont get it

tell us wat the joke is

[kaur_khalistani_lioness]

if he tells u it wont be a joke anymore.

are u guys that slow? or jus pullin his leg? lol