The Off Topic Thread Lolz!

[Guest peacemaker]

I'm a chic, sweetie.

[singhnii♥]

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[immortal57]

soriT mhlw 5 ]

sorat(h) mehalaa 5 ||

Sorat'h, Fifth Mehla:

AMqr kI giq qum hI jwnI quJ hI pwih inbyro ]

a(n)thar kee gath thum hee jaanee thujh hee paahi nibaero ||

Only You know the state of my innermost self; You alone can judge me.

bKis lYhu swihb pRB Apny lwK Kqy kir Pyro ]1]

bakhas laihu saahib prabh apanae laakh khathae kar faero ||1||

Please forgive me, O Lord God Master; I have committed thousands of sins and mistakes. ||1||

pRB jI qU myro Twkuru nyro ]

prabh jee thoo maero t(h)aakur naero ||

O my Dear Lord God Master, You are always near me.

hir crx srx moih cyro ]1] rhwau ]

har charan saran mohi chaero ||1|| rehaao ||

O Lord, please bless Your disciple with the shelter of Your feet. ||1||Pause||

bysumwr byAMq suAwmI aUco gunI ghyro ]

baesumaar baea(n)th suaamee oocho gunee gehaero ||

Infinite and endless is my Lord and Master; He is lofty, virtuous and profoundly deep.

kwit islk kIno Apuno dwsro qau nwnk khw inhoro ]2]7]35]

kaatt silak keeno apuno dhaasaro tho naanak kehaa nihoro ||2||7||35||

Cutting away the noose of death, the Lord has made Nanak His slave, and now, what does he owe to anyone else? ||2||7||35||

[Guest peacemaker]

If you believed me, I'd like to sell you an invisible car!!

[Ik-Oun-Kaar]

Vaheguru Ji Ka Khalsa Vaheguru Ji Ke Fateh

ill sell u a invisible orange but its not to be eaten

Vaheguru Ji Ka Khalsa Vaheguru Ji Ke Fateh

[Ik-Oun-Kaar]

Vaheguru Ji Ka Khalsa Vaheguru Ji Ke Fateh

you guys on khalsaspace

when u view a profile it doesnt work properlly i still got to fix it

like say if u wanted to view my profile it will take you to http://khalsaspace.com/Ik-Oun-Kaar which is just a blank profile

however my real profile is on http://khalsaspace.com/profile.php?username=Ik-Oun-Kaar

so i still got to fix that

im hopefully free tommorow so will proberly do it then

and that thing on the profiles is gone peacemaker

http://khalsaspace.com/profile.php?username=peacemaker

http://khalsaspace.com/profile.php?username=singhkhalsa

http://khalsaspace.com/profile.php?username=kaur93

http://khalsaspace.com/profile.php?username=AvnitK

Vaheguru Ji Ka Khalsa Vaheguru Ji Ke Fateh

[singhnii♥]

If you believed me, I'd like to sell you an invisible car!!

sweet!

[OhTwadi]

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[Babbar Shere]

oye who you referring to paji?^^^^^^

[immortal57]

vfhMsu mhlw 1 CMq

vaddeha(n)s mehalaa 1 shha(n)tha

Wadahans, First Mehla, Chhant:

<> siqgur pRswid ]

ik oa(n)kaar sathigur prasaadh ||

One Universal Creator God. By The Grace Of The True Guru:

kwieAw kUiV ivgwiV kwhy nweIAY ]

kaaeiaa koorr vigaarr kaahae naaeeai ||

Why bother to wash the body, polluted by falsehood?

nwqw so prvwxu scu kmweIAY ]

naathaa so paravaan sach kamaaeeai ||

One's cleansing bath is only approved, if he practices Truth.

jb swc AMdir hoie swcw qwim swcw pweIAY ]

jab saach a(n)dhar hoe saachaa thaam saachaa paaeeai ||

When there is Truth within the heart, then one becomes True, and obtains the True Lord.

ilKy bwJhu suriq nwhI boil boil gvweIAY ]

likhae baajhahu surath naahee bol bol gavaaeeai ||

Without pre-ordained destiny, understanding is not attained; talking and babbling, one wastes his life away.

ijQY jwie bhIAY Blw khIAY suriq sbdu ilKweIAY ]

jithhai jaae beheeai bhalaa keheeai surath sabadh likhaaeeai ||

Wherever you go and sit, speak well, and write the Word of the Shabad in your consciousness.

kwieAw kUiV ivgwiV kwhy nweIAY ]1]

kaaeiaa koorr vigaarr kaahae naaeeai ||1||

Why bother to wash the body which is polluted by falsehood? ||1||

qw mY kihAw khxu jw quJY khwieAw ]

thaa mai kehiaa kehan jaa thujhai kehaaeiaa ||

When I have spoken, I spoke as You made me speak.

AMimRqu hir kw nwmu myrY min BwieAw ]

a(n)mrith har kaa naam maerai man bhaaeiaa ||

The Ambrosial Name of the Lord is pleasing to my mind.

nwmu mITw mnih lwgw dUiK fyrw FwihAw ]

naam meet(h)aa manehi laagaa dhookh ddaeraa dtaahiaa ||

The Naam, the Name of the Lord, seems so sweet to my mind; it has destroyed the dwelling of pain.

sUKu mn mih Awie visAw jwim qY PurmwieAw ]

sookh man mehi aae vasiaa jaam thai furamaaeiaa ||

Peace came to dwell in my mind, when You gave the Order.

ndir quDu Ardwis myrI ijMin Awpu aupwieAw ]

nadhar thudhh aradhaas maeree ji(n)n aap oupaaeiaa ||

It is Yours to bestow Your Grace, and it is mine to speak this prayer; You created Yourself.

qw mY kihAw khxu jw quJY khwieAw ]2]

thaa mai kehiaa kehan jaa thujhai kehaaeiaa ||2||

When I have spoken, I spoke as You made me speak. ||2||

vwrI Ksmu kFwey ikrqu kmwvxw ]

vaaree khasam kadtaaeae kirath kamaavanaa ||

The Lord and Master gives them their turn, according to the deeds they have done.

mMdw iksY n AwiK JgVw pwvxw ]

ma(n)dhaa kisai n aakh jhagarraa paavanaa ||

Do not speak ill of others, or get involved in arguments.

nh pwie JgVw suAwim syqI Awip Awpu v\wvxw ]

neh paae jhagarraa suaam saethee aap aap van(j)aavanaa ||

Do not get into arguments with the Lord, or you shall ruin yourself.

ijsu nwil sMgiq kir srIkI jwie ikAw rUAwvxw ]

jis naal sa(n)gath kar sareekee jaae kiaa rooaavanaa ||

If you challenge the One, with whom you must abide, you will cry in the end.

jo dyie shxw mnih khxw AwiK nwhI vwvxw ]

jo dhaee sehanaa manehi kehanaa aakh naahee vaavanaa ||

Be satisfied with what God gives you; tell your mind not to complain uselessly.

vwrI Ksmu kFwey ikrqu kmwvxw ]3]

vaaree khasam kadtaaeae kirath kamaavanaa ||3||

The Lord and Master gives them their turn, according to the deeds they have done. ||3||

sB aupweIAnu Awip Awpy ndir kry ]

sabh oupaaeean aap aapae nadhar karae ||

He Himself created all, and He blesses then with His Glance of Grace.

kauVw koie n mwgY mITw sB mwgY ]

kourraa koe n maagai meet(h)aa sabh maagai ||

No one asks for that which is bitter; everyone asks for sweets.

sBu koie mITw mMig dyKY Ksm BwvY so kry ]

sabh koe meet(h)aa ma(n)g dhaekhai khasam bhaavai so karae ||

Let everyone ask for sweets, and behold, it is as the Lord wills.

ikCu puMn dwn Anyk krxI nwm quil n smsry ]

kishh pu(n)n dhaan anaek karanee naam thul n samasarae ||

Giving donations to charity, and performing various religious rituals are not equal to the contemplation of the Naam.

nwnkw ijn nwmu imilAw krmu hoAw Duir kdy ]

naanakaa jin naam miliaa karam hoaa dhhur kadhae ||

O Nanak, those who are blessed with the Naam have had such good karma pre-ordained.

sB aupweIAnu Awip Awpy ndir kry ]4]1]

sabh oupaaeean aap aapae nadhar karae ||4||1||

He Himself created all, and He blesses them with His Glance of Grace. ||4||1||