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The following ads are from a press campaign run by the Church of Singapore . By all accounts , the campaign was a roaring success.

Please don't drink and drive, you're not quite ready to meet Me yet.- God

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Could you imagine the price of air if it were brought to you by another supplier?- God

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When you're weary, feeling small. When tears are in your eyes, I will dry them all.- Simon & Garfunkel

Ditto.- God

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What do I have to do to get your attention? Take out an ad in the paper?- God

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Earthlings, don't treat me like an alien.- God

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I was thinking of making the world black & white.Then I thought . . . naaah.- God

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If you miss the sunrise I made for you today, never mind. I'll make you another one tomorrow.- God

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How can you possibly be a self-made man? I specifically recall creating you.- God

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If you think the Mona Lisa is stunning, you should look at My masterpiece. In the mirror.- God

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Don't forget your umbrella. I might water the plants today.- God

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I think you are the most beautiful person in the world. Okay, I'm biased.- God

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Tell the kids I love them.- God

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What part of 'Thou Shalt Not . . .' didn't you understand?- God

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We need to talk.- God

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Keep using My Name in vain, and I'll make rush hour longer.- God

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That 'Love Thy Neighbour' thing . . . I meant it.- God

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Will the road you're on get you to My Place?- God

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Follow me.- God

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Big Bang Theory. You got be kidding.- God

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My Way is the highway. Need directions?- God

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You think it's hot here?- God

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Do you have any idea where you are going?- God

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Don't make me come down there!- God

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