Londoners-mayoral Election

[CaptainC]

yh just voted...

Mayor of london :

1st choice Boris Johnson

2nd choice Brian Paddick

London Assembly

Conservative

Local party Rep.... Balvinder saund :3singh3:

[Revolutionary]

The 1 with yellow hair looks weird

and the other looks creepy

so ill vote for Ken

[Singhstah]

^^ u replied 7 mins after the polling stations closed :glare:

but yeah, they are weird and creepy

[CaptainC]

LOL what an observation Singhstah

erm i guess not enough people taking this election thing serious, most either dont vote at all just vote the same they been voting from years whihc is one of the worst reasons for voting someone...

[Revolutionary]

LOL what an observation Singhstah

erm i guess not enough people taking this election thing serious, most either dont vote at all just vote the same they been voting from years whihc is one of the worst reasons for voting someone...

welcome to democracy

[rimmel]

Green partyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!! :D

[CaptainC]

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[rimmel]

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too late .... i already read what u wrote....'waste of vote'.... lol..but u know u secretly love that party as well!! :D

Being dead serious I love London. I like its smog, its pollution. Oh and the yuky Thames tap water (did u know its the most dirty tap water in the whole of the UK - makes me feel so healthy). Also its night life where people keep u awake 24/7 and vomit on the streets.

Oh and the riduculous tube - where u get pushed into some fat man's hairy armpits. The worst is where you get accustomed to the smell of sweat that u forget what fresh air smelt like. So much so that when u feel tube air hit ure face ure like wow what a cool nice breeze....Also lets not forget the uber friendly people around, especially the taxi men who wait patiently for you to cross the road. They never dare try to knock u down!

To top it up u pay ten times more than anyone else for the privaledge of living in London. Long live my London...the city where everyone aspires to live but only a few manage it....

[Guest peacemaker]

^^^

That was so beautiful!! You make me want to quit my job in America and move to London ASAP!!!! :D

[rimmel]

lol thanx. We have special offers for flights from New York to London. You must hurry before this offer ends.

Remember this is a once in a lifetime opportunity not to be missed - come and see the raw glory of the most talked about and most expensive city in the world.

Don't forget to visit the Queen's Palace. As ruling monarch she has the delight of living a luxurious lifestyle where she has never set foot on the tube and has the most finest water from the Swiss Alps delivered fresh to her door. Please note the enterance to the Palace is subject to a highly over-charged viewing fee since the Queen wants to give you nothing but expects you to pay for her lavish lifestyle.

Further down the road you reach one of the more overly talked about 'Harrods'. You are warned to dress smartly as enterance might be refused. Note all goods in this shop will be out of your budget so as you walk through make yourself happy by buying a sandwich from the food section. Remember to bring lots of money as this sandwich will cost three times your tube journey. This in itself must be a record for the most expensive normal sandwich sold in the world. (What delights - you now have a story of how you ate the world's expensive sandwich. Don't forget to tell your friends!)

On this road you reach a hotel. You find rooms costing all your years salary for only one nights stay. You do a viewing and think this furniture is tacky, the bed covers are flowery and why do they have carpet? You enquire about why this room is so expensive. Apparently it has a magnificent view of Hyde Park. You look out of the window to see the beauty of Hyde park....its nothing more than a huge green blanket of grass.

After an average nights sleep with extra costs for room service you make your way down to the notorious Oxford Street. You are stunned by the signs stating to be careful as pickpocketers galore in this area. The Oxford Street turns out to be a insane human congested road with people bumbing into you left right and centre. You have more bruises than if you had been paintballing! Again alot of expensive stuff is to be bought. You buy one of those 'I went to England Hats' Its obviously not made of the best material, infact some of the seams are getting undone but hey its from England!

And so finally the day comes for you to fly back home. You gather your memories. You realise there is little recollection of how you spent so much money on nothing so you convince yourself it was fun. You stare at your tacky souveniors which look slightly misplaced in your suitcase and think of all the stories you must recall. Feelling happy you begin ure list.

You paid to see the Queens Palace, you paid to see a park, you paid to see pick-pocketers. You suddenly realise that your paying to see alot of worthless things. You quickly suppress this thought and start re-phrasing your words. So yes you saw the most expensive car, ate the most expensive sandwich, lived in one of the most expensive hotels. You tell this to your friends and cleverly add 'One must remember that these beautiful sights are beyond description'

With that you leave your audience in awe of London. All they can do is ponder over its sights, its people, its nightlife, its cosmopolitan feel....