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well clasik lyrix my rents bust when they angry @ me... lol

"veh" - MUM AND BIBI WUD SAY LIKE I HAVE NO NAME @ ALL

"Behvkoofa, Gudhiyah" & "Dungar Dha Pohth - MY DAD WUD BUST THOSE WITHOUT REALISING THAT HE CALLING HIMSELFA DUNGAR, LOL

"Marjana" - FROM MY BIBI

"Aaj Kal Bhaalan Bhonkun Lag Piya Ya" - MUM N BIBI

"Gudheh dha dhiyaan puhthaa nee kithe rehndhaa ya" - MUM N BIBI

how can i forget..."DHOR FITEH MOO THEHRE" - MUM DAD & BIBI

“Hah Haaa Maar liya ehs mundeh neh sahnoo” – MUM BIBI

“Juhtheee maar maar keh mooh bhan ke rhugurh dhayoo” – DAD

…Then you have the lyrix the bust when they happy @ me

“Pohth meh thah ohdayee kehndhee see – BIBI

“Sada Sandhu thah bahlaa bulaamaans ya, ehmayee khot ho jahndha ya” – BIBI MUM

“Sandhu Aah pohth mere paper bhar dayee” – DAD WHEN HE WANTS ME TO FILL HIZ APPLICATION FORMS OUT,,,,, haha :)

“Shoteh hundhe ne bhoht shittur kha deh theh” – BIBI & MUM

As u can see bib n mum were da most lyric busters ma dad didn’t talk he used action force on me…haha, e.g. Chapal, Danda, Juhthee, Soti, u name it he got it !

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well clasik lyrix my rents bust when they angry @ me... lol

"veh" - MUM AND BIBI WUD SAY LIKE I HAVE NO NAME @ ALL

"Behvkoofa, Gudhiyah" & "Dungar Dha Pohth - MY DAD WUD BUST THOSE WITHOUT REALISING THAT HE CALLING HIMSELFA DUNGAR, LOL

"Marjana" - FROM MY BIBI

"Aaj Kal Bhaalan Bhonkun Lag Piya Ya" - MUM N BIBI

"Gudheh dha dhiyaan puhthaa nee kithe rehndhaa ya" - MUM N BIBI

how can i forget..."DHOR FITEH MOO THEHRE" - MUM DAD & BIBI

“Hah Haaa Maar liya ehs mundeh neh sahnoo” – MUM BIBI

“Juhtheee maar maar keh mooh bhan ke rhugurh dhayoo” – DAD

…Then you have the lyrix the bust when they happy @ me

“Pohth meh thah ohdayee kehndhee see – BIBI

“Sada Sandhu thah bahlaa bulaamaans ya, ehmayee khot ho jahndha ya” – BIBI MUM

“Sandhu Aah pohth mere paper bhar dayee” – DAD WHEN HE WANTS ME TO FILL HIZ APPLICATION FORMS OUT,,,,, haha :@

“Shoteh hundhe ne bhoht shittur kha deh theh” – BIBI & MUM

As u can see bib n mum were da most lyric busters ma dad didn’t talk he used action force on me…haha, e.g. Chapal, Danda, Juhthee, Soti, u name it he got it !

looooooooool i think our parents must be long lost relations!!! hahhahahaa LOL.gif

looool when my dad gets annoyed with me being on pc until late he's like "Mein tenu te tere computer nu bahr chuk ke marna aa fir road vich bethi "tik tik" (typing noise) kari jai" :@LOL.gif:)

hahahhaha desi parents are toooo funny

lool even my baby bro has picked it up now like this morning i said to him that he couldn't go shopping with my mom so he picks up my dads chapal (ya which he wears hahhaha too cute) and he goes "mein tera muh pan dehna je murkeh kia" hahhahahha ohmy.gif

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