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...and "disguised" jumps in and "ruins" the "thread", as Heera is running out the store, he notices something on the ground...

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it was one of Japmans golden punjabi jutti rolleyes.gif

what an honor it was for Heera to hold it in his hands...

he thought of an idea____

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no... what ACTUALLY happened was... as i was standing there.. i looked over and i saw disguised walkin on the sidewalk infront of the store... so i ran outside.. took off MY jutti and threw it at her.... went... picked it up, put it on... and casually walked back into the store, and into the change room where japman just finished getting dressed....

meanwhile... depressed, disguised left the story and didn't come back...

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no... what ACTUALLY happened was... as i was standing there.. i looked over and i saw disguised walkin on the sidewalk infront of the store... so i ran outside.. took off MY jutti and threw it at her.... went... picked it up, put it on... and casually walked back into the store, and into the change room where japman just finished getting dressed....

meanwhile... depressed, disguised left the story and didn't come back...

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WHAT???? where did tht come from??? :@ @

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no... what ACTUALLY happened was... as i was standing there.. i looked over and i saw disguised walkin on the sidewalk infront of the store... so i ran outside.. took off MY jutti and threw it at her.... went... picked it up, put it on... and casually walked back into the store, and into the change room where japman just finished getting dressed....

meanwhile... depressed, disguised left the story and didn't come back...

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WHAT???? where did tht come from??? :@ @

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it came from his clever imagination.....

mwahahahaha!

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hahahahahahahahahahahah

BACK TO THE STORY

as heera stood there, one jutti in one hand, and a pair of Hanes Pink Spandex Shorts in the other (now we know what heera likes to wear at samagams), he looked into JApman's eyes and said

"you.. uh... you done yet? you sure have been taking a while"

Japman replied with

"oh... i'm done... just needed to buy some clothing from my local clothing retailer for this upcoming vancouver samagam!"

Heera said

"ok...get out.. it's my turn now... and WHO THE HELL IS JAGPAL?!"

ENTER TUNE!!!

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