Blonde Proves It

[Medallion Stallion]

This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house.

The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand. Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at the same time.

He bends down and asks her if she is ok. She groans, "Yes." He asks what she is doing. She replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by painting the house. Then he asks her why she has a ski jacket and a fur coat on.

She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and they said, "FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS."

[Guest peacemaker]

LMAOAPIMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OHHHHHH Supermansingh, you're killing me today!!!! Pleaseeeee!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHH

Two coats!!!!!!!

HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAA

*Laughs himself off this forum*

[Balwinder Singh]

This reminds me of a show in Indian TV in which they showed a sardar ji and blonde to represent stupid characters. Do we fall in same category? should enjoy these jokes?

[Tony]

Fateh...

While we are on the joke thread....

See below: NOTE - it is only a joke so take it as a joke.

Paddy had been drinking at his local Dublin pub all day and most

of the night celebrating St Patrick's Day.

Mick, the bartender says,"You'll not be drinking anymore tonight

Paddy Paddy replies, "OK Mick, I'll be on my way then."

Paddy spins around on his stool and steps off. He falls flat on face.

Shoite" he says and pulls himself up by the stool and dusts himself

off. He takes a step towards the door and falls flat on his face,"Shoite Shoite!"

He looks to the doorway and thinks to himself that if he can just

get to

the

door and some fresh air he'll be fine.

He belly crawls to the door and shimmies up to the door frame. He

sticks his head outside and takes a deep breath of fresh air,feels much better and

takes a step out onto the sidewalk and falls flat on his face. "Bi 'Jesus...

I'm fockin' focked," he says.

He can see his house just a few doors down, and crawls to the door,hauls

himself up the door frame, opens the door and shimmies inside. He takes a

look up the stairs and says "No fockin' way". He crawls up the

stairs to his

bedroom door and says "I can make it to the bed." He takes a step

into the room and falls flat on his face. He says "Fock it" and falls into

bed. The next morning, his wife, Jess, comes into the room carrying a cup

of coffee and says, "Get up Paddy. Did you have a bit to drink last

night?"

Paddy says, "I did Jess. I was fockin' <Edited>. But how'd you

know?"

"Mick phoned... you left your wheelchair at the pub!"