Mahatma Gandhi

[Guroo Guroo Jaap]

mahatma gandi, mahatma coat

Does anyone get it?? Waheguruuuuu!!

He had sexual relations with Goats.no joke

:6 Waheguruuu!! Mahraj Kirpa Karan :6

[mandeepraina]

Gandhi join a Gym at the age of 24

One Day someone told him that his Muscles were in Great shape

Guess what happened

Since then he stopped

Wearing Shirt!!!!!!!

I know its a bad joke

[Mehtab Singh]

To commemorate the "father" of the nation, a village named their local cinemal hall after Gandhi. It was named "Gandhi ki dhoti". The problem was, each time the local newspaper published which movie was being screened, it read something like this...

Gandhi ki dhoti mein Singh is Kingg

Gandhi ki dhoti mein God tussi great ho

Gandhi ki dhoti mein Contract

Going back a bit in time

Gandhi ki dhoti mein Hum Aapke Hain Kaun

Gandhi ki dhoti mein Aap Mujhe Ache Lagne Lage

Gandhi ki dhoti mein Yeh Aag Kab Bujhegi

Gandhi ki dhoti mein Mai Khiladi Tu Anari

Gandhi ki dhoti mein Aag Hi Aag

Gandhi ki dhoti mein Koi Mil Gaya

Gandhi ki dhoti mein Shaadi Ka Ladoo

Gandhi ki dhoti mein Akele Hum Akele Tum

Gandhi ki dhoti mein Bachke Rehna

Gandhi ki dhoti mein Bhoot

Gandhi ki dhoti mein Chingaari

Gandhi ki dhoti mein Chori Chori Chupke Chupke

Gandhi ki dhoti mein Chamatkaar

Gandhi ki dhoti mein Cheeni Kum

Gandhi ki dhoti mein Chak De India

Gandhi ki dhoti mein Ek Hasina Thi

Gandhi ki dhoti mein Garam Masala

Gandhi ki dhoti mein Hungama

Gandhi ki dhoti mein Haseena Maan Jaayegi

Gandhi ki dhoti mein Hawayein

Gandhi ki dhoti mein Josh

Gandhi ki dhoti mein Jab We Met

Gandhi ki dhoti mein Khamosh Pani

Gandhi ki dhoti mein Kuch Na Kaho

Gandhi ki dhoti mein Kaash Aap Humaare Hote

Gandhi ki dhoti mein Khanjar :|

Gandhi ki dhoti mein Kaho Na Pyar Hai

Gandhi ki dhoti mein Kranti

Gandhi ki dhoti mein Kaala Pani

Gandhi ki dhoti mein Mai Aisa Hi Hoon

Gandhi ki dhoti mein Maachis

Gandhi ki dhoti mein Maine Gandhi Ko Nahi Maara :LOLz:

Gandhi ki dhoti mein Mirchi

Gandhi ki dhoti mein Mere Yaar Ki Shaadi

Gandhi ki dhoti mein Mujhse Shaadi Karoge

Gandhi ki dhoti mein Main Hoon Na (ewwww)

Gandhi ki dhoti mein No Entry

Gandhi ki dhoti mein Phir Milenge

Gandhi ki dhoti mein Phool Aur Kaante

Gandhi ki dhoti mein Hera Pheri

Gandhi ki dhoti mein Phir Hera Pheri

Ok enough for today. Yes I was bored this morning!

[saint-soldier]

^^^ :LOLz: :LOLz: :LOLz:

[mandeepraina]

He also called our father .. dhan guru gobind singh saahib jee ..... a "misguided patroit" <_<

prove what u have written in above comment singh sahiban ji

.................... i know he was a <banned word filter activated> but not that much

[Papi]

lol loki hun gandhi pishey lari jandey aa. inna sohna vi ni si

[apne]

He also called our father .. dhan guru gobind singh saahib jee ..... a "misguided patroit" <_<

prove what u have written in above comment singh sahiban ji

.................... i know he was a <banned word filter activated> but not that much

lol. you don;t know the real Gandhi then, do you?

1. he called Guru maharaj 'a misguided patriot for having used violence as a means for protest against Mughals" but he justified the violence by Krisna "because he is the creator and therefore can destroy what he has created".

2. he called George Washington too a 'misguided patriot' on same grounds for having used violence against the British during American revolution.

3. he called Maharana Partap "a misguided patriot".

He was giving a double blow to Sikhs, first slandering our Guru and then terming him slyly a 'common human' and not Divine.

I can't place my material on Gandhi, i have whole lot of stuff on this bald paedophile, will try and give you a comprehensive detail with 'proofs' wen i am free and find them.

[Nehmat]

lol loki hun gandhi pishey lari jandey aa. inna sohna vi ni si

:lol: ...TubeLight...your name makes me laugh...I don't know why... :umm:

I actually look forward to your funny posts...lol

[Anonymous_kaur]

lol loki hun gandhi pishey lari jandey aa. inna sohna vi ni si

:lol: ...TubeLight...your name makes me laugh...I don't know why... :umm:

I actually look forward to your funny posts...lol

same eree...looool

bludii jokkeerrr !!

[mandeepraina]

He also called our father .. dhan guru gobind singh saahib jee ..... a "misguided patroit" <_<

prove what u have written in above comment singh sahiban ji

.................... i know he was a <banned word filter activated> but not that much

lol. you don;t know the real Gandhi then, do you?

1. he called Guru maharaj 'a misguided patriot for having used violence as a means for protest against Mughals" but he justified the violence by Krisna "because he is the creator and therefore can destroy what he has created".

2. he called George Washington too a 'misguided patriot' on same grounds for having used violence against the British during American revolution.

3. he called Maharana Partap "a misguided patriot".

He was giving a double blow to Sikhs, first slandering our Guru and then terming him slyly a 'common human' and not Divine.

I can't place my material on Gandhi, i have whole lot of stuff on this bald paedophile, will try and give you a comprehensive detail with 'proofs' wen i am free and find them.

Thanks a lot but i still wont believe it yaar ina ghatiya banda vi ni si ohhhh.......

nyways i m not favouring gandhi's but still he was somethings thats why ppls do respect him i know all these gandhi's are nothing else then bull <banned word filter activated> most of them are anti sikh....

Indira gandhi as well as rajiv both were against sikhs and that is enough for me to hate them and so called mahatama gandhi.

but i have never heard such comments earlier by any means that gandhi somewhere in his life critisized or spoken such stupid comments againt sikh gurus.....

nyways thanks