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and THEN out of nowhere.. japmans shows up.... but there's a catch... japmans was supposedly a member of BOTH gangs... and everybodys confused... japmans played everybody for a fool...

so then he's asked to choose WHICH gang he wants to be apart of...

japman contemplates for a minute and says ___________.....

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It turns out mr. burns had called up the fbi months ago, because the g-units wouldn't get off of his front lawn, where they were both serving opposite langars and yelling at each other.

It was about the same time that the FBI came flooding through the windows, that Mr. Burns and Smithers wandered in.

"Good heavens smithers, what are we doing here?"

"You wanted to come here to congratulate that Japmans guy sir"

"Ah yes, for all of that trouble, You get this nice cho-co-latto bar. That's what those europeans are calling it these days."

Japmans looks down at the choclate bar. It's expiration date was about 50 years ago. He looks up, looks back down, and then cuffs burns for......

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givin him an old chocolate bar.... japman says 'cheap ba**ard.... couldn't even give me kit kat......man i need a break'.... but thenn..... both the gangs look at eachother with anger.... they knew they both got played... so they decide to team up and take out japman and his fbi.... so they all ___________...

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.....eventually kumi comes on tha scene, and shouts out, ' what the hell r u ppl

wiv your clean shaven dhari and a bushy mushtash (indias typical men), doing

have

you not got the decency to make sumthing of your lives', while he does this he

sticks his chest out, broudens his shoulders, and then he starts swarein for no

apprent reason, he hears a reply faintly, and sees a little figure, but he cannot

make out qho this is indiscrepacy, to his surpise he sees an watumaycallit...

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