STORY THREAD

[Heera Singh]

so after all the confusion... Heera Singh decided he would head this case and investigate....

[Singhstah]

he got a hint from some weird guy who had his face covered up, when he asked the weird guy his name, he mumbled something like *S*ingh**ah(hmm wonder who that is) then he told him to turn left then right then right then left then straight then left then right then right then straight then left and straight, then left again, right and straight where he wud find a scary old house which might help him in his investigation, Heera singh said the weird guy had to come with him so off they went, left then right then right then left then straight then left then right then right then straight then left and straight, then left again, right and straight ______

[Heera Singh]

..... finally they reached their destination.... 'wait' said Heera Singh.... 'this house looks familiar'.... Heera Singh pondered for a minute... and then his eyes grew... 'OH CRAP....' he said... 'This is Japmans house'..... Heera Singh and the masked man looked at eachother in amazement.... they were both very confused....

[smartsingh24]

then heera's cell rang.

"Heera here."

"yea...this is umm.... Intelligent Sher. yea, Intelligent Sher ."

"Umm...whaddya want?"

"Yea..Umm.. about that whole burns thing. He's in japmans house."

"Oh. That's why we're outside japman's house."

"yea, that shoulda been obvious."

"yea."

"Well, I'll be going now."

"Yea, see ya later smartsingh."

"What?"

"Bye."

And then Heera went into the house with singhstah trailing behind, and ___ peering out from behind a tree spying on them....

[theturbanator]

and... george w bush peering out from behind a tree spying on them

[Heera Singh]

....When all of a sudden.. osama bin laden came from behind george bush and kidnapped him and took him back to afghanistan....

so anywayz.. they went into the house....

[Singhstah]

where____popped uo infront of them and said they have to answer three riddles to be aloowed inside, the riddles were as follolwes____

[Singhstah]

where____popped uo infront of them and said they have to answer three riddles to be aloowed inside, the riddles were as follolwes____

[Singhstah]

*bump*

[Heera Singh]

where a masked man (whom Heera Singh presumed to be smartsingh) popped up infront of them and said they have to answer three riddles to be aloowed inside, the riddles were as follolws:

Question 1...

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? <_<

Question 2...

How TALL is Japman Singh? :wub: @

Question 3...

since when is half of FIVE equal 4?