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Here's some common punjabi phrases (I had to take some out cuz Admin would do it anyway rolleyes.gif ) Enjoy!

1. Kacche ch naala paa.

2. Dudh pi le

20. kade has vi laya karo

26. tusi naraz ho?

27. Me kaya ki gal hai....?

30. kade na vi laya karo

32. gussa na karo ji

33. dil te na tor.

35. kam karde karde mera faluda ban gaya ji

36. estra na karo..mennu na sharam aandi hai

40. Kade sanu vi yad kar laya karo.

41. estra te na karo ni ju hun?

42. enne nere aa ke vi sannu ni milan da dil keeta?

46. kade sanu vi yad kar laya karo sonyo

47. tusi na - bare kharab ho

52. tu mama lagda aa?

54. teno kise ne vekhn nahi auna!

63. aah koi time ya ghaar on da...

66. raat nu sondi nayi te swere uth di nayi.. :@

70. sohnioh kadde has ki wi bula liya karo

81.marr jawa gur kha ke

86. oye sharam karo kuch

103. oh sahuri deya

105. randi ronna band karo yaar

Marigiya blush.gif mai kadi jindgi vich enna nahi boliya

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:@ These jokes are hilarious, keep it up!

Here is one of my favorites~

A teacher asks a student to solve a math problem. The student takes 2 minutes to solve it and calls on the teacher to check his answer. After looking over the answer, the teacher replies, "I am afraid this is wrong." The student replies back, "No it isn't bacause my friend who recenlty died, told me that it was right, so technically it is right. The teacher looks at the boy and gives him an ugly look and says, "Well, I am afraid your friend was wrong as well. The answer is WRONG." The student finally said, "Fine then, when I die and go to heaven, I will just ask my friend again if it is right or wrong." The teacher replies, "well, what if your so called friend went to hell?"

In an instant, the student replied, "Fine then, you ask her!" :@:) :wub: :wub:

I love this one!!

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66. raat nu sondi nayi te swere uth di nayi.. 

Okay.. that's real me.. blush.gif i sleep in my class

heheheh yea me too...i always sleep in my statistics lecture....haiii ki karan...why was stats created in the first place tongue.gif heheheh,,,,and yes that phrase is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ME...dont sleep at night and can NEVER wake up in da morning.

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