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[Singhstah]

Waheguroo Jee Ka Khalsa!

Waheguroo Jee Kee Fateh!!

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

George Bush's Answer:

We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here.

Bill Gates' Answer:

I have just released eChicken 2003, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook - and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.

Martin Luther King Jr's Answer:

I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

Grandpa's Answer:

In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.

Saddam Hussein's Answer:

This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in

dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.

Albert Einstein's Answer:

Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the

chicken?

L.A.P.D.'s Answer:

Give me ten minutes with the chicken and I'll find out.

[DhadiMania]

gud un bout the chicken crossin the rd :umm:

[DhadiMania]

dunno wot u think of this, came cross this time bak.

3 men, scottish, english and india. they go india in search of a beautiful princess. the raja sez "i will give my daughters hand in marriage to you, however you must kill the strongest animal in the jungle". so he sends them off to the jungle, hoping the indian would win.

so they return back to the palace. Raja asks the englishman "what did you kill?"

"i killed the tiger"

To the scotsman "what did you kill"

"I killed the elephant"

now turning to the indian, he embraced him and said

"puth, tusi ki marya?"

indian "padh"

[Simran9]

all the jokes are makin me :umm: !!!!!!! keep it up!!!!!!!!! i seen that one about the chicken crossing the road, theres whole bunch more on www.bored.com

in the meanwhile, heres a joke :D

Once upon a time there was a King of Somewhere who had a daughter who was the Princess. The King decided it was time for her to get married, but there was a little problem: everything she touches melts! So the King sent out an announcement to all the Princes of other places to come with something from their kingdom that does not melt when his Princess touches it, and that Prince will get to marry her.

So all the Princes from other places came and got in line with their gold, diamonds, gems, etc from their kingdom. And one by one all those things melted as the Princess touched them. Alas, there was a poor man watching all this unfold and got in line as well. The King asks him "What do you have?" The poor guy says "it's in my pocket." So the Princess puts her hand in his pocket and the item didn't melt! And the poor guy gets to marry the Princess

So what was in his pocket??????

r>

It was M&M's-----they melt in your mouth not in your hands!

[smartsingh24]

:umm: :D :wub: :D

[Balwinder Singh]

:umm: good one

[Gurjeet_Kaur]

IN CASE YOU WANT TO KNOW.......

>>>

>>>Odd but true facts.

>>>

>>>1. Look at your zipper. See the initials YKK? It stands for

>>>Yoshida Kogyo Kabushibibaisha, the world's largest zipper

>>>manufacturer.

>>>

>>>

>>>2. A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up

>>>and down continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top.

>>>

>>>

>>>3. A duck's quack doesn't echo. No one knows why.

>>>

>>>

>>>4. 40 percent of McDonald's profits come from the sales of Happy

>>>Meals.

>>>

>>>

>>>5. 315 entries in Webster's 1996 Dictionary were misspelled.

>>>

>>>

>>>6. On the average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents

>>>daily.

>>>

>>>

>>>7. Chocolate kills dogs! True, chocolate affects a dog's heart

>>>and nervous system. A few ounces is enough to kill a small sized

>>>dog.

>>>

>>>

>>>8. Most lipstick contains fish scales.

>>>

>>>

>>>9. Ketchup was sold in the 1830's as a medicine.

>>>

>>>

>>>10. Leonardo da Vinci could write with one hand and draw with the

>>>other at the same time.

>>>

>>>

>>>11. Because metal was scar

ce, the Oscars given out during World

>>>War II were made of wood.

>>>

>>>

>>>12. There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos.

>>>

>>>

>>>13. Leonardo da Vinci invented scissors. Also, it took him 10

>>>years to paint Mona Lisa's lips.

>>>

>>>

>>>14. Bruce Lee was so fast that they actually had to slow a film

>>>down so you could see his moves. That's the opposite of the norm.

>>>

>>>

>>>15. The original name for the butterfly was "flutterby"!

>>>

>>>

>>>16. By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you can't

>>>sink in quicksand.

>>>

>>>

>>>17. Mosquito repellents don't repel. They hide you. The spray

>>>blocks the mosquito's sensors so they don't know you're there.

>>>

>>>

>>>18. Dentists recommend that a toothbrush be kept at least six feet

>>>away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the

>>>flush.

>>>

>>>

>>>19. The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.

>>>

>>>

>>>20. The first owner of the Marlboro company died of lung cancer.

>>>

>>>

>>>21. Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of

>>>the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.

>>>

>>>

>>>22. Marilyn Monroe had six toes on one foot.

>>>

>>>

>>>23. Adolf Hitler's mother seriously considered having an abortion

>>>but was talked out of it by her doctor.

>>> <

br>>>>

>>>24. The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro,

>>>Coca-Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.

>>>

>>>

>>>25. "Stewardesses" is the longest word that can be typed with only

>>>the left hand.

>>>

>>>

>>>26. To escape the grip of a crocodile's jaws, prick your fingers

>>>into its eyeballs. It will let you go instantly.

>>>

>>>

>>>27. A mathematical wonder: 111,111,111 multiplied by 111,111,111

>>>gives the result 12, 345, 678, 987, 654, 321.

>>>

>>>

>>>28. The most common name in the world is Mohammed.

>>>

>>>

>>>29. The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.

>>>

>>>

>>>30. The "pound" (#) key on your keyboard is called an octothorp.

>>>

>>>

>>>31. The only domestic animal not mentioned in the Bible is the

>>>cat.

>>>

>>>

>>>32. Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.

>>>

>>>

>>>33. The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.

>>>

>>>

>>>34. "Dreamt" is the only word in the English language that ends in

>>>"mt".

>>>

>>>35. It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

>>>

>>>

>>>36. In Chinese, the KFC slogan "finger lickin' good" comes out as

>>>"eat your fingers off".

>>>

>>>

>>>37. A cockroach can live for 10 days without a head.

>>>

>>>

>>>38. European women didn

9;t wear underwear until the 1900's.

>>>

>>>

>>>39. We shed 40 pounds of skin a lifetime.

>>>

>>>

>>>40. Yo-Yos were once used as weapons in the Philippines.

>>>

>>>

>>>41. Coca-Cola can be used as car oil.

>>>

>>>

>>>42. Mexico City sinks abut 10 inches a year.

>>>

>>>

>>>43. Brains are more active sleeping than watching TV.

>>>

>>>

>>>44. Blue is the favorite color of 80 percent of Americans.

>>>

>>>

>>>45. When a person shakes their head from side to side, he is

>>>saying"yes" in Sri Lanka.

>>>

>>>

>>>46. There are more chickens than people in the world.

>>>

>>>

>>>47. It's against the law in Iceland to have a dog.

>>>

>>>

>>>48. The thumbnail grows the slowest, and the middle nail grows the

>>>fastest.

>>>

>>>

>>>49. The only word in the English Language with all vowels in

>>>reverse order is "subcontinental".

>>>

>>>

>>>50. There are more telephones than people in Washington, D.C.

>>>

>>>

>>>51. Beethoven poured ice water over his head before he composed.

>>>

>>>

>>>52. In Pakistan, it's rude to show your feet.

>>>

>>>

>>>53. 90% of those read till this line are very free.... are you?

>>>hahaha...

[naam_jap]

wow.. lot of cool facts there :umm:

[smartsingh24]

lol, very good bhenji. And just what r u implying with the last line?

[Gurjeet_Kaur]

ahah... i didn't even write that...