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ok peeps i got a joke, remember its jus a joke :devil:

Banta Singh saw an exhausted Santa Singh running up to him.

What happened to you Santaji?"

"There was this nasty big bull in my street that nearly killed me today."

"Oh really, what happened?"

"I was just walking quietly wearing this red shirt, when the animal came charging at me like a locomotive!He almost got me!"

"So, how'd you get away?"

"Well the bull kept slipping. He slipped three times, and that gave me a chance to make it to the fence and jump over."

"That"s scary Santaji. If it'd been me, I would probably have <admin-profanity filter activated> all over the place."

"Oye! I DID! What do you think the bull was slipping on?"

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1, How many of each animal did Moses take on the ark?

2, How many bricks does it take to complete a building made of brick?

3, Forward I am heavy, but backward I am not. What am I?

4, I am used to bat with, yet I never get a hit. I am near a ball, yet it is never thrown. What am I?

5, Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain on Earth?

Sorry Papi I couldn't think of any jokes. :TH:

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An American, English man, Chinese man, Indian man and a Pakistani man go to a coffee shop and order their coffees, when they arrive they find that they have flies in each drink the

American: Throws his coffee away

Englishman: Takes the insect out and drinks the coffee

Chinese: Eats the insect and throws the coffee away

Indian: Sells the coffee to the American and insect to the Chinese and gets a new cup of coffee.

Pakistani: Accuses the Indian for throwing insect into his coffee, relates the issue to Kashmir, asks the Chinese for Military aid, takes a loan from the American to buy another cup of coffee.

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1, How many of each animal did Moses take on the ark?

2, How many bricks does it take to complete a building made of brick?

3, Forward I am heavy, but backward I am not. What am I?

4, I am used to bat with, yet I never get a hit. I am near a ball, yet it is never thrown. What am I?

5, Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain on Earth?

Sorry Papi I couldn't think of any jokes. :TH:

2.. one, the last one rolleyes.gif

4. Eyelashes :devil:

Dont no bout others. grin.gif

Try these

1.While walking across a bridge I saw a boat full of people. Yet on the boat there wasn't a single person. Why?

2.What happens twice in a week, and once in a year, but never in a day?

3.Twelve pears hanging high, twelve men passing by.

Each took a pear and left eleven hanging there.

How can this be?

4. Which moves faster: heat or cold?

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