Jokes And Riddles

[WILDSINGH]

1, How many of each animal did Moses take on the ark?

2, How many bricks does it take to complete a building made of brick?

3, Forward I am heavy, but backward I am not. What am I?

4, I am used to bat with, yet I never get a hit. I am near a ball, yet it is never thrown. What am I?

5, Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain on Earth?

Sorry Papi I couldn't think of any jokes. :TH:

2.. one, the last one

4. Eyelashes :devil:

Dont no bout others. A:gg:

Try these

1.While walking across a bridge I saw a boat full of people. Yet on the boat there wasn't a single person. Why?

2.What happens twice in a week, and once in a year, but never in a day?

3.Twelve pears hanging high, twelve men passing by.

Each took a pear and left eleven hanging there.

How can this be?

4. Which moves faster: heat or cold?

1, THEY WERE ALL MARRIED

2, E

3, ONE WAS CALLED MAN EACH?!?!?!?!??

TELL ME WHEN YA GIVE UP

[Shakz]

1, How many of each animal did Moses take on the ark?

2, How many bricks does it take to complete a building made of brick?

3, Forward I am heavy, but backward I am not. What am I?

4, I am used to bat with, yet I never get a hit. I am near a ball, yet it is never thrown. What am I?

5, Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain on Earth?

Sorry Papi I couldn't think of any jokes. :TH:

1. Moses parted the Red Sea. Noah was the one with the Ark.

2. 1?

3. ton

4. eyelid

5. Mount Everest, although it wasn't called that then.

[Shakz]

1, How many of each animal did Moses take on the ark?

2, How many bricks does it take to complete a building made of brick?

3, Forward I am heavy, but backward I am not. What am I?

4, I am used to bat with, yet I never get a hit. I am near a ball, yet it is never thrown. What am I?

5, Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain on Earth?

Sorry Papi I couldn't think of any jokes. :TH:

2.. one, the last one

4. Eyelashes :devil:

Dont no bout others. A:gg:

Try these

1.While walking across a bridge I saw a boat full of people. Yet on the boat there wasn't a single person. Why?

2.What happens twice in a week, and once in a year, but never in a day?

3.Twelve pears hanging high, twelve men passing by.

Each took a pear and left eleven hanging there.

How can this be?

4. Which moves faster: heat or cold?

1, THEY WERE ALL MARRIED

2, E

3, ONE WAS CALLED MAN EACH?!?!?!?!??

TELL ME WHEN YA GIVE UP

4. Heat. Cold doesn't exist. It's just the lack of heat.

[۹βkaur۹β]

Wjkk wjkf

Joke:

What did one pizza say to the other:

Pizza hat…… ( as in move – but also pizza HUT)

Lol, very sad I know!

[High Spirits]

What did one banana say to the other?

"Meh teri shell laa dehni ah"

[۹βkaur۹β]

What did one banana say to the other?

"Meh teri shell laa dehni ah"

that was funny... thanks :devil:

[Guest jap naam]

What did one banana say to the other?

"Meh teri shell laa dehni ah"

Hahahaha :devil:

[Guest jap naam]

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[High Spirits]

If you want jokes watch this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0ZZpQp3b7A

[king singh]

Student to teacher: "Would you punish me for something I didn't do?"

Teacher to student: "Of course not, why do you ask?"

Student to teacher: "Good, because I didn't do my homework!"