Jokes And Riddles

[B4ND4]

What do you call a black guy sitting by the fireplace?

thats racist and anti-gurmat!!!

and look at the banner at the top of the site

Am sorry Singha if you found it offensive. The answer might offend you more but read the answer with a bit of punjabi touch .

What do you call a black guy sitting by the fireplace?

A: N i g g a

Nigga in punjabi means WARM :devil: Cozy

[Guest peacemaker]

What do you call a black guy sitting by the fireplace?

thats racist and anti-gurmat!!!

and look at the banner at the top of the site

Am sorry Singha if you found it offensive. The answer might offend you more but read the answer with a bit of punjabi touch .

What do you call a black guy sitting by the fireplace?

A: N i g g a

Nigga in punjabi means WARM :devil: Cozy

I'm not afraid to tell you this, B4ND4, but you're making me sick now! Knock it off! Don't ever message me again on msn until you apologize. Your post was the only post that offended me in this entire thread. How dare you ruin it for everyone!

[_anon_]

What turns everything around, but does not move?

The more of them you take, the more you leave behind. What are they?

What's full of holes but still holds water?

What goes up but never comes down?

[Guest peacemaker]

1. What row of numbers comes next in this series?

1

11

21

1211

111221

312211

13112221

2. A man was to be sentenced, and the judge told him, "You may make a statement. If it is true, I'll sentence you to four years in prison. If it is false, I'll sentence you to six years in prison." After the man made his statement, the judge decided to let him go free. What did the man say?

[Revolutionary]

^^

1113213211

"I shall get 6 yrs in prison"

[Guest jap naam]

1. What row of numbers comes next in this series?

1

11

21

1211

111221

312211

13112221

2. A man was to be sentenced, and the judge told him, "You may make a statement. If it is true, I'll sentence you to four years in prison. If it is false, I'll sentence you to six years in prison." After the man made his statement, the judge decided to let him go free. What did the man say?

Answer 1 : 13213211

you just state what was in the previous line: one 3, two 1's, three 2's, one 1 :TH:

Ermm LOLz Dont know about second 1. I'll just take a wild guess

he said " i love you" Hahahahah :devil: Jokes

Errm seriously i got No idea

[Guest jap naam]

What turns everything around, but does not move?

The more of them you take, the more you leave behind. What are they?

What's full of holes but still holds water?

What goes up but never comes down?

Mirror

Footsteps

Sponge

Your age and height

Try these

There is an island in the middle of a lake up in Maine (of the United States). A man travels from the main land over to the island. He rides over on a tractor. How is this possible?

Using the letters from "new door", change them to make one word.

What flies when it is born, lies when it is alive, and runs when it dies?

[wjkk wjkf]

Seven Cats Seven Sacks

As I was going to a Halloween Party

I met a man with seven wives

Every wife had seven sacks

Every sack had seven cats

Every cat had seven kits

We traded bits

Each cat, sack, wife, and he

Took a kit. The rest for me.

So now I have a kit supply.

How many kits did I just buy?

[Shakz]

There is an island in the middle of a lake up in Maine (of the United States). A man travels from the main land over to the island. He rides over on a tractor. How is this possible?

Using the letters from "new door", change them to make one word.

What flies when it is born, lies when it is alive, and runs when it dies?

1. He rides over a bridge connecting the island to the mainland.

The lake is frozen.

There is a tunnel from the mainland to the island.

The water is very shallow.

2. one word

3. No idea!

[Guest jap naam]

3, This is a most unusual paragraph. How quickly can you find out what is so unusual about it? It looks so ordinary that you would think that nothing is wrong with it at all, and, in fact, nothing is. But it is unusual. Why? If you study it and think about it, you may find out, but I am not going to assist you in any way. You must do it without any hints or coaching. No doubt, if you work at it for a bit, it will dawn on you. Who knows? Go to work and try your skill. Good luck!

What is unusual about the above paragraph?

Haha yh i jus got it , yrs laters. :devil:

It dont contain no EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE's