Jokes And Riddles

[Guest Papi]

^^ :devil: thats a classic one

[Mutheeaa]

Before the marriage: (Top to bottom)

He: Yes. Atlast. It was so hard to wait.

She: Do you want me to leave?

He: NO! Don't even think about it.

She: Do you love me?

He: Of course!

She: Have you ever cheated on me?

He: NO! Why you even asking?

She: Will you kiss me?

He: Yes!

She: Will you hit me?

He: No way! I'm not such kind of person!

She: Can I trust you?

He: Yes.Now after the marriage (Bottom to Top) you can read it from leaving last line. :devil:

[Guest jap naam]

Before the marriage: (Top to bottom)

He: Yes. Atlast. It was so hard to wait.

She: Do you want me to leave?

He: NO! Don't even think about it.

She: Do you love me?

He: Of course!

She: Have you ever cheated on me?

He: NO! Why you even asking?

She: Will you kiss me?

He: Yes!

She: Will you hit me?

He: No way! I'm not such kind of person!

She: Can I trust you?

He: Yes.Now after the marriage (Bottom to Top) you can read it from leaving last line.

Heehehhe :devil:

[۹βkaur۹β]

a man was standing below the Tube light with an open mouth.

his friend asked : why?

man replied: Because Doctor has advised him: 'Aaj Light Khana hai! :devil:

[Share.SikhiMedia.Net]

ok peeps i got a joke, remember its jus a joke :devil:

Banta Singh saw an exhausted Santa Singh running up to him.

What happened to you Santaji?"

"There was this nasty big bull in my street that nearly killed me today."

"Oh really, what happened?"

"I was just walking quietly wearing this red shirt, when the animal came charging at me like a locomotive!He almost got me!"

"So, how'd you get away?"

"Well the bull kept slipping. He slipped three times, and that gave me a chance to make it to the fence and jump over."

"That"s scary Santaji. If it'd been me, I would probably have <admin-profanity filter activated> all over the place."

"Oye! I DID! What do you think the bull was slipping on?"

loooooooooooooooooooooooool good one

[Mutheeaa]

Another techie one

The Teacher asked the student to write an imposition for 500 times that

" I Will Not Throw Paper Airplanes in the Class ".

This is what the student wrote on board....

[Guest jap naam]

ok peeps i got a joke, remember its jus a joke :devil:

Banta Singh saw an exhausted Santa Singh running up to him.

What happened to you Santaji?"

"There was this nasty big bull in my street that nearly killed me today."

"Oh really, what happened?"

"I was just walking quietly wearing this red shirt, when the animal came charging at me like a locomotive!He almost got me!"

"So, how'd you get away?"

"Well the bull kept slipping. He slipped three times, and that gave me a chance to make it to the fence and jump over."

"That"s scary Santaji. If it'd been me, I would probably have <admin-profanity filter activated> all over the place."

"Oye! I DID! What do you think the bull was slipping on?"

loooooooooooooooooooooooool good one

Lolz, btw cool blog

[Guest jap naam]

Found this funny rap :devil:

SINGH'N RAP

==============

Now this is a story all about Jeet

Who lived on New York's 14th Street

He graduated from college with a masters degree

In a field known as anthropology

He soon got a job in a research lab

But always complained "why's life so drab!"

He was constantly surrounded by geeks and nerds

With e equals m c squared their only words

He was a hard-core desi, I must say

But his wildest spirits were being kept at bay

Our desi veer could take this no more

So he decided to knock on his neighbor's door

His neighbor was a girl of Italian descent

Who spoke with an intriguing Brooklyn accent

Her name was Gina

And I wish I had seen 'er

Cause the way he had described her

Any guy would dig her!

Jeet and Gina started to date

And would hangout together till pretty late

"Meri Gori, Meri Sohni Gori" was all he'd say

"No one can come in between us - no way!"

But notorious Aunty Chugalkhor was on the prowl

She sensed something in the air - was it foul?

Oh yes yes yes -

She was definitely in luck

This, of all her stories

Would be a slam dunk!

She spotted her nephew in the mall

And that too ... oh gori de naal !!!

(AYE HAYE! Oh HO!)

Well that surely did make Aunty's day

A successful field day for her, I must say!

She headed straight back home to make a call

Undoubtedly to Jeet's mum in Balowall

Jeet's mum could not believe her ears

"Oh mera beta," she cried, wiping her tears

She tried and tried to get hold of Jeet

But each time she'd call his answerer would beep!

Where on earth could the dude be?

Well that's your imagination -

Don't ask me!

Mum's patience finally started running out

So she left a message giving him the clout

"Oh JINNY GORI noo chhadd dey

Te vapas aja aithay!"

Jeet was obviously taken by surprise

Who the hell had blown his guise?

But now was not the time to guess

He had to quickly get outta this mess

He drummed up the courage to call his mum

But before he could speak,

someone shouted "YOU BUM!"

Of course it was mother in a terrible mood

And now was not the time to be a dude!

"OH tu Amrika vich kee karda phirda

Murrh ke aja te tera viah kardiyay aithay

Ik kurrhi hagayee barrhee piyarree

Te puree seva karugee teyree!"

But Jeet was clearly not impressed

It was Gina with whom he was so obsessed

He told his mum that that was no deal

And that his piyaar for Gina was the one for real

Once again mother hit the roof

She could not believe that

Jeet was such a goof!

She hung up the phone

And in the harshest of tones cried

"Mundiya - you're now on your own."

Just the next day ...

Jeet and Gina tied the knot

And their happiness together was easy to spot

The days went on ...

But with hardly a year gone ...

Jeet Singh started to realize

What was happening

To his wallet's size!

Was Gina just after his money?

Or did she really mean it

When she'd say "Oh honey!"

A few rotten thoughts crossed his mind

But he thought he was simply just going blind

But one sad day, Gina spilled the beans

She said she was leaving for New Orleans

She had met a guy called Tom,

And so wanted a divorce

Which left our young veer in such remorse

He remembered his mum's favorite words:

"Goreeyan da koee parosa nayee hunda"

And thought to himself:

"Wasn't I a brainless munda"

The divorce settlement did take place

And he lost half his assets -

Let alone his face!

His despair could always be seen in his eyes

But everyone knows that "desiness" never dies

He soon met Mad-Mats who taught him to rhyme

And ever since then:

"ARRANGED MARRIAGE, BUSS ARRANGED MARRIAGE"

- has been his constant chime !!!!!!

[Guest Papi]

sorry bibi jap_naam thats just too long for a joke

Another techie one

The Teacher asked the student to write an imposition for 500 times that

" I Will Not Throw Paper Airplanes in the Class ".

This is what the student wrote on board....

i dont think a non-programmer would understand that

[Guest jap naam]

emiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii,Paaji i agree it wud be long it were a joke, but its a rap.

and i voted 4 u to be mod aswell

koi gal ne :devil: