Jokes And Riddles

[Guest jap naam]

:devil: lets see if shanti, or jap_naam get it?

Yh as many times as you want other one is bell

[Guest Papi]

i was thinking SOUND for the other one

and you can subtract 5 from 25 only once, cause after the first time, 25 becomes 20 :devil:

[۹βkaur۹β]

You hear it speak, for it has a hard tongue. But it cannot breathe, for it has not a lung. What is it?

a wasp? lol

[Guest jap naam]

i was thinking SOUND for the other one

and you can subtract 5 from 25 only once, cause after the first time, 25 becomes 20 :devil:

oh :WW: :H: Hahahah

shanti has the last laugh

neways gotta go

hav fun

[Guest peacemaker]

i was thinking SOUND for the other one

and you can subtract 5 from 25 only once, cause after the first time, 25 becomes 20 :devil:

oh :WW: :H: Hahahah

shanti has the last laugh

HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Back to work :sady:

[Shakz]

You hear it speak, for it has a hard tongue. But it cannot breathe, for it has not a lung. What is it?

A shoe?

[singhnii♥]

kk i got a few riddles:

Riddle # 1-

It cannot be seen, cannot be felt,

cannot be heard, cannot be smelt.

It lies behind stars and under hills,

And empty holes it fills.

It comes first and follows after,

Ends life, kills laughter.

Riddle #2-

Alive without breath,

As cold as death;

Never thirsty, ever drinking,

All in mail never clinking.

Riddle #3-

This thing all devours;

Birds, beasts, trees, flowers;

Gnaws iron, bites steel;

Grinds hard stones to meal;

Slays king, ruins town,

And beats high mountain down.

Aight last one'z the hardest::

If a rooster was on a fence, would its egg fall to the east or the west????

1, Darkness

2, Fish

3, Time

4, Roosters don't lay eggs, hens do. :lol:

1, What is impossible to hold for half an hour, yet weighs virtually nothing?

2, What happened in Paris on June 31st 1945?

3, What can explode slowly, with no smoke or flame?

4, In a balloon of the coast of Ireland, I dropped two wine bottlesoff the side. If one was full & one was empty, which hit the ground first?

5, What mathematical symbol can you put between 2 & 3 to make a number greater than 2 but less than 3?

lOlZ yea :|

4-both at da same time???

[WILDSINGH]

A panjabi couple having a bit of marriage trouble decide to go to see a counsellor. The counseller says that the husband is not romantic enough. The husband says he is romantic so th counseller challenges him and says name your wifes favourite flower, the husband looks deep into the eyes of his wife and says.............'elephant atta'!!

[Guest jap naam]

A panjabi couple having a bit of marriage trouble decide to go to see a counsellor. The counseller says that the husband is not romantic enough. The husband says he is romantic so th counseller challenges him and says name your wifes favourite flower, the husband looks deep into the eyes of his wife and says.............'elephant atta'!!

That made me laugh Hahahaha

[۹βkaur۹β]

TEACHER : James, go to the map and find North America.

James : Here it is!

TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America?

CLASS : James!

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on thefloor?

JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables!

TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

DONALD : H I J K L M N O!!

TEACHER : What are you talking about?

DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to O!

TEACHER : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?

TINO: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."

TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that wedidn't have ten years ago.

WINNIE : Me!