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ok for this one we'll assume the christian theory of creation is correct tongue.gif

leh is that all u got? and half of them have already been used veerjee rolleyes.gif men.............anything required effort is like climbing mount everest

challo...............let the games begin...............

Reasons Santa Can't Be a Man

Men can't pack a bag.

Men wouldn't be caught dead wearing red velvet.

Men would feel their masculinity is threatened... having to be seen with all those elves.

Men don't answer their mail.

Men would refuse to allow their physique to be described, even in jest, as anything remotely resembling a "bowlful of jelly."

Men aren't interested in stockings unless somebody's wearing them.

Having to do the "Ho, Ho, Ho," thing would seriously inhibit their ability to pick up women.

Finally, being responsible for Christmas would require a commitment.

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I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde. -- Dolly Parton

PS. dolly parton is blonde :lol:

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw is someone getting desperate and resorting to blode jokes.................

penchara.........................just sit back and let the stronger side of the sex take over (as usual) :|

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hot wax??? omg y wud anyone do that.. especially a kaur???? ohmy.gif :|

i agree

tut tut tut pahjee........................... :lol:

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw that one down anyone else up for the challange, thats three down

tehehehehehehehehehehehe

GIRLS ROCK respect.gif

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My daddy once told me 2 ways to impress/flatter a girl. Say this to her

1. You are beautiful

2. I love you.

I was like okay..but interestingly it does work :lol: .

This is what girls really want?? tongue.gif

Sure they do ROCK respect.gif

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My daddy once told me 2 ways to impress/flatter a girl. Say this to her

1. You are beautiful

2. I love you.

I was like okay..but interestingly it does work :lol: .

This is what girls really want?? tongue.gif

Sure they do ROCK respect.gif

if its Waheguru saying it the beauty being referred to is INNER BEAUTY then yes thats all a girl wants............for WAHEGURU TO LOVE HER and her to love and cherish him just as much

so yeah girls rock :|

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