Rejection........

[Medallion Stallion]

TOP TEN REJECTION LINES GIVEN BY WOMEN

(and what they really mean)

10. I think of you as a brother.

(You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek from "Deliverance.")

9. There is a slight difference in our ages.

(You are one jurassic geezer.)

8. I'm not attracted to you in "that" way.

(You are the ugliest person I've ever seen.)

7. My life is too complicated right now.

(I dont' want you spending the whole night or else you might hear phone calls from all

the other guys I'm seeing.)

6. I've got a boyfriend.

(Who's really my male cat and a half gallon of Borden's ice cream.)

5. I don't date men where I work.

(Hey, bud, I wouldn't even date you if you were in the same solar system, much less the

same building.)

4. It's not you, it's me.

(It's not me, it's you.)

3. I'm concentrating on my career.

(Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.)

2. I'm celibate.

(I've sworn off only men like you.)

And The Number 1 Rejection Line Given By Women (and what it actually means) ...

1. Let's be friends.

(I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other

men I meet and have sex with. It's that male perspective thing.)

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TOP TEN REJECTION LINES GIVEN BY MEN

(and what they really mean)

10. I think of you as a sister.

(You're ugly)

9. There's a slight difference in our ages.

(You're ugly)

8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way.

(You're ugly)

7. My life is too complicated right now.

(You're ugly)

6. I've got a girlfriend.

(You're ugly)

5. I don't date women where I work.

(You're ugly)

4. It's not you, it's me.

(You're ugly)

3. I'm concentrating on my career.

(You're ugly)

2. I'm celibate.

(You're ugly)

And The Number 1 Rejection Line Given By Men (and what it actually means) ...

1. Let's be friends.

(You're sinfully ugly)

[GABROO KHALISTAN DAH]

i've used 1 - 10

NOT

[dalsingh101]

Funny!

[immortal57]

not sikhsangat material

[Guest peacemaker]

not sikhsangat material

Why am I not surprised you said that?

Sikhi_4eva_Sikhi

[Medallion Stallion]

It was meant to be a joke God knows this forum needs to lighten up a bit......its becoming boring and depressing people are always arguing!

[OhTwadi]

not sikhsangat material

and a lot of stuff you post is ???

[Guest peacemaker]

not sikhsangat material

and a lot of stuff you post is ???

For once we agree!!!!

[kaur_khalistani_lioness]

darn thats heart breakin people...=(

bunch of lieeeezzzz i agree with akj_4eva_akj cuz sikhsangat shouldn't have stuff thats just a big fat lie. u guys..... people like me could get hurt when we hear such rejections ....it could do soo much damage!! come on and now put somehting thats funny but woundn't hurt someones self-essteeemmm....

like if u evr used those words or would evr use such commnts to reject someone?

just wanna have a good laff...good jokez but wouldve worked better if u guys had personal examples lol

cheers!

bhul chuk muaff karni

waheguru ji ka khalsa waheguru ji ki fateh!!!

[Medallion Stallion]

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