Sikhi Wasted On Punjabis?

[sikhlionz]

Mr Singh walks into a pub in Liverpool and orders three pints of beer and sits in the back room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender approaches and tells him, "You know, a pint goes flat after I draw it so it would taste better if you bought just one at a time."

Mr Singh replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in New Zealand, the other is in Phagwara and I'm in Liverpool. When we all left Wolverhampton, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days we were together. So I drink one for each of my brothers and one for myself."

The bartender admits that this is a nice custom and leaves it there. Mr Singh becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way. He orders three pints and drinks them in turn. One day, he comes in and orders only two pints! All the regulars take notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your loss."

Mr Singh looks quite puzzled for a moment, then it dawns and he laughs. "Oh, no, everybody's just fine," he explains... "It's just that my wife and I did Amrit shak and obviously I had to quit drinking. Hasn't affected my brothers though..... "

Apparently this is a joke- maybe i need a sense of humour bypass

[proud_to_be_singhni]

Mr Singh walks into a pub in Liverpool and orders three pints of beer and sits in the back room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn.  When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender approaches and tells him, "You know, a pint goes flat after I draw it so it would taste better if you bought just one at a time."

Mr Singh replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in New Zealand, the other is in Phagwara and I'm in Liverpool. When we all left Wolverhampton, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days we were together. So I drink one for each of my brothers and one for myself."

The bartender admits that this is a nice custom and leaves it there. Mr Singh becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way. He orders three pints and drinks them in turn.  One day, he comes in and orders only two pints!  All the regulars take notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your loss."

Mr Singh looks quite puzzled for a moment, then it dawns and he laughs. "Oh, no, everybody's just fine," he explains... "It's just that my wife and I did Amrit shak and obviously I had to quit drinking. Hasn't affected my brothers though..... "

Apparently this is a joke- maybe i need a sense of humour bypass 

144462[/snapback]

lollllllllllllll

thas funny and hilarious at first...the regulars and bartenders falling silent bit.....lolllll and then its just soo dumb like..... ..... :D !

man where u get these from?!!

[gupt_paapi]

just waiting for that sum1 to oppose this as being anti sikhi

*w8s*

[ms514]

Sat Sri Akal:

ANTI-SIKH!!!! ANTI-SIKH!!!!

(There, you can stop waiting... @ ).

Consequently, if you meet someone like this, feel free to smack them upside the Dastaar.

[WGJKKWGJKF]

WAHEGURU JI KA KHALSA WAHEGURU JI KI FATEH

This joke is shoking.

WAHEGURU JI KA KHALSA WAHEGURU JI KI FATEH

[LostSoul]

ahahahahahahahahhahahhahahhaha

[Gupt daasan daas]

ahahahahahahahahha

bhula chuka maf

[The Khalsa Fauj]

This is an anti-Gurmat joke and encourages drinking and shows Amritdhari in the wrong light. Close and Delete please. Thank You!

[buddasingh]

just waiting for that sum1 to oppose this as being anti sikhi

*w8s*

144467[/snapback]

I was just waiting for that someone

--who would be waiting for sum1 to oppose this as being anti sikhi.

[buddasingh]

just waiting for that sum1 to oppose this as being anti sikhi

*w8s*

144467[/snapback]

I was just waiting for that someone

--who would be waiting for sum1 to oppose this as being anti sikhi.

144518[/snapback]

Sorta like a bad smell, it's not anti-sikh, but it borders on pro bad taste.

Respect to sikhlionz for an honest effort to make us laugh, and just a bit more respect to someone who prefers good taste.