Stupid Questions

[Guest G.Kaur]

Stupid Questions

1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends...

Stupid Question: Hey, what are you doing here?

Answer: Don't u know, I sell tickets in black over here.

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...

Stupid Question: Sorry, did that hurt?

Answer: No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia. Why don't you try again?

3. At a funeral: One of the teary eyed people ask...

Stupid Question: Why, why him, of all people.

Answer: Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter

Stupid Question: Is the "Paneer Butter Masala" dish good?

Answer: No, it’s terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occasionally also spit on it.

5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years. Stupid Question: Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.

Answer: Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.

6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...

Stupid Question: Is the guy you're marrying well?

Answer: No, he's a miserable wife beating, insensitive lout...it's just the money.

7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...

Stupid Question: Sorry. Were you sleeping?

Answer: No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. And you thought I was sleeping.... You dumb witted <banned word filter activated>.

8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...

Stupid Question: Hey have you had a haircut?

Answer: No, its autumn and I'm shedding.

9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...

Stupid Question: Tell me if it hurts?

Answer: No it won’t. It will just bleed.

10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks...

Stupid Question: Oh, so you smoke.

Answer: Gosh, it's a miracle ...it was a piece of chalk and now it's in flames

[KKV]

lol that zulu 1 killed me lol GUD THREAD!!!

[AkalPurakhDiFauj]

hahaha. i agree with KarKirpaWaheguru.

Zulu one cracked me up.

[ham avgun bharay]

Those were really funny....I kind of do some of them at times....

[jassa]

6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...

Stupid Question: Is the guy you're marrying well?

Answer: No, he's a miserable wife beating, insensitive lout...it's just the money.

must be a punjabi aunty

[Singh-in-Welling]

tooo funny