Atm Machines - Male Vs. Female

[Jasy]

i hv more...only if this stupid school would stop blockin half the sites...argh argh...dun wrry ladies we're gonna win cuz we da best, lemme get home and then imma post !!!

[Guest G.Kaur]

G.kaur representing the women hahahaha haha doing well there

KE SAHIB DIMAG HAIN :lol:

[Barjinder Singh]

i hv more...only if this stupid school would stop blockin half the sites...argh argh...dun wrry ladies we're gonna win cuz we da best, lemme get home and then imma post !!!

haha.. once more, u have proved that u rely on internet and websites to prove urself best....

and even on websites, 70% jokes favour men... becoz everyone know we r the best

we have already won this war.... now, the only thing u can do is to keep on shouting that u have won...

we r simply the best... don't mess with us... :lol:

i request all the cool and smart guys to post some more funny jokes against ugly girls....

all the bhenji's... plzz don't mind this...

u urself tell me wat other word can i use for u... now u r like that... then wat can i do... :TH:

don't give up girls... although u don't have that much talent as guys have.. but even then u can give it a final try...(even if ur defeat is decided)...

[WILDSINGH]

The rules according to women -

The FEMALE makes The Rules.

The Rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.

No MALE can possibly know all The Rules.

If the FEMALE suspects the MALE knows The Rules, she must immediately change The Rules.

The FEMALE is never wrong.

If the FEMALE is mistaken, it is a direct result of something the MALE did or said wrong.

The MALE must apologize immediately for causing said misunderstanding.

The FEMALE may change her mind at any time.

The MALE must never change his mind without the written consent of the FEMALE

The FEMALE has the right to be upset or angry at any time.

The MALE must remain calm at all times, unless the FEMALE wants him to be angry and/or upset.

If the FEMALE has PMS, all The Rules are null and void.

The MALE is expected to mind read constantly and act accordingly.

Any attempt to document The Rules could result in actual bodily harm.

The MALE who doesn't abide by The Rules can't take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp.

A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the couch in front of the television, and tells his wife, “Get me a drink before it starts.”

The wife sighs and gets him a drinkr.

Fifteen minutes later, the man says, “Get me another drink before it starts.”

She looks cross, but fetches another drink and slams it down next to him.

He finishes that drink and a few minutes later says, “Quick, get me another drink, it's going to start any minute.”

The wife is furious. She yells at him, “Is that all you're going to do tonight?

Drink and sit in front of that TV? You’re nothing but a lazy, fat slob, and furthermore…”

The man sighs and says, “Forget about it, It’s started!”

[JustME]

Element Name: MAN

Symbol: XY

Atomic Weight: (180 +/- 50)

Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but gets bent out of shape easily. Fairly dense and sometimes flaky. Difficult to find a pure sample. Due to rust, aging. Samples are unable to conduct electricity as easily as young samples.

Chemical properties: Attempts to bond with WO any chance it can get. Also tends to form strong bonds with itself. Becomes explosive when mixed with Kd (Element: Child) for prolonged period of time.

Usage: None known. Possibly good methane source. Good samples are able to produce large quantities on command.

Caution: In the absence of WO, this element rapidly decomposes and begins to smell.

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Two guys, Joe & Bill went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, they fell sound asleep.

Some hours later, Joe wakes his faithful friend and says, "Bill, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

Bill replies, "I see millions of stars."

"What does that tell you?" asked Joe.

Bill ponders for a minute, then says, "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies, and potentially billions of planets.

Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the

morning.

Theologically, it's evident the

Lord is all-powerful and we are small, and insignificant.

Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.

What does it tell you, Joe?"

Joe is silent for a moment, then says, "Bill, you stupid <banned word filter activated>, someone has stolen our tent."

[Guest Papi]

did ya miss me :nihungsmile: here goes another one :lol:

Five Reasons Computers Must Be Female

I. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.

II. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.

III. The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

IV. The message, "Bad command or filename," is about as informative as "If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you."

V. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

btw, the above joke did make me laugh :TH:

[Guest Papi]

In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created man, and rested. Then God created woman. Since then neither God nor man have rested.

[Jasy]

* WOMEN:

Women have strengths that amaze men. They carry

children, they carry hardships, they carry burdens, but

they hold happiness, love and joy.

They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they

want to cry. They cry when they are happy, and laugh when

they are nervous.

Women wait by the phone for a "safe at home call" from a

friend, after a snowy drive home.

They are child care workers, executives, attorneys, stay–

at–home moms, biker babes, and your neighbors. They wear

suits, jeans, and they wear uniforms.

They fight for what they believe in. They stand up

against injustice.

They walk and talk the extra mile to get their kids into

the right schools and to get their family the right

health care.

Women are honest, loyal, and forgiving. They are smart ––

they know that knowledge is power.

But they still know how to use their softer side to make

a point.

Women want to be the best for their family, their

friends, and themselves. They drive, fly, walk, run

or e–mail you to show how much they care about you.

Their hearts break when a friend dies. They have sorrow

at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when

they think there is no strength left.

A woman can make a romantic evening unforgettable!

Women do more than just give birth. They bring joy and

hope. They give compassion and ideals. They give moral

support to their family and friends. And all they want

in return is a hug, a smile, and for you to do the same

for people you come in contact with.

[Guest Papi]

^^^ heyyyyyyyyy NO FAIR !!!!!! that wasn't part of the rules

did ya run outta jokes? :nihungsmile:

[Jasy]

hey nobody said anythin abuh jokes...