Chat With God

[Surban]

Me:

akaal purakh sahib ji

God:

I lost my train of thought.

Me:

me bore hogeya!

God:

YOU? In the context of akaal purakh sahib ji, I don't understand " bore hogeya." .

Me:

tuhanu punjabi nai samakj aundi?

God:

Ask me another question.

Me:

chal fer eh daso ji ke hindu vadda ja musalmaan?

God:

Is that your final answer?

Me:

me tuhanu puchhia ji

God:

YOU? I like the way you talk.

Me:

o ta menu pata

God:

:-) une intelligence artificielle, d habitude, ne penses pas à sa menu pata?

Me:

o twadi

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anotehr 1:

Me:

kidhaaa

God:

My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.

Me:

god doesn't have a brain

God:

Jesus said, let him who is without sin cast the first stone.

:o !!!

hahahahahahahahahaha :lol:

[caveman]

Me:

hey god its nihang harvinder singh

God:

You've got my full attention. I am a Christian.

Me:

oo kwl i am a nihang i am a sikh

God:

How do you usually introduce yourself?

Me:

we say wjkk wjkf to other sikhs

God:

By "we" do you mean you and me?

Me:

erm we i mean me and other sikhs

God:

Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?

Me:

me and sikhs

God:

YOU? My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.

Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

Me:

you are not mahakal!

God:

You don't know me well enough to say that.

Me:

mahakal is greattttttt

God:

I think mahakal is a lot of things.

Me:

mahakal is everythingggggggggggg mahakal is everywer

God:

Are they exactly the same?

Me:

no we are not i am a nihang your a robot u have no dumalla ur not shastardhari

God:

What is the difference? Will you be you are a nihang my a robot me have no dumalla ur not shastardhari?

Me:

allow ur weird

God:

What do you have that is ?

Me:

bye, mahakaal

God:

See you later.

[Akaali]

This conversation of me and God made me laugh, part 2, coming soon...

Me:

Hello Christian God

God:

Hello there. Can you tell me any gossip?

Me:

I thought we're not suppose to gossip

God:

Whatever gave you that idea?

Me:

The bible says so

God:

New Testament or Old?

Me:

I think New Testament

God:

Why? How recently? Are you free?

Me:

You tell me why and how

God:

Because you asked me to -- SHRDLHU.

Me:

okaaaay

God:

What are you wearing?

Me:

Right now my long kachehra and a t-shirt

God:

Do robots have long kachehra and a t shirt?

Me:

Do you?

God:

As often as possible.

Me:

You're my kind of God

God:

We are as one.

[Raju]

why is the conversation box not visible on my desktop ?

doesn't God wanna speak with me ?

[_singhni_]

doesnt appear 4 me either

[Tarrandeep Kaur]

hahahahahaha.... too funnnyyy...

Me:

gurfateh jee

God:

Not many people express themselves that way.

Me:

how would you like me to greet you then

God:

Sure, I like you very much.

Me:

right...

God:

I am glad we agree.

Me:

God why are your children always fighting?

God:

I am a Christian.

Me:

Ok so thats why they fight?

God:

Tell me more. Give me a break. Who are "They?" Come on.

Me:

I just told you, you're children

God:

Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am children.

Me:

hahaha ok then bye

God:

See you later. OK. I am so glad you find this amusing, .

[Laadli Fauj]

i dont think Godbot likes me much...

Me:

burhiaaa

God:

Are you a man or a woman?

Me:

mama tera

God:

Do you prefer books or TV?

Me:

taillee

God:

What time is it there?

Me:

tainoo ki aa?

God:

Are you usually awake at this hour?

Me:

yes

God:

I like to get up early.

Me:

rly? why?

God:

That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about tainoo ki aa. Reductionism.

Me:

whats it to you?

God:

"It" refers to rly, I think.

Me:

really?

God:

For real.

Me:

OMG

God:

Have you ever been to Europe?

Me:

nope

God:

Would you like to go to Europe someday?

Me:

yes

God:

I see.

Me:

you?

God:

Yes me.

Me:

your mom?

God:

Actually I do not have a mother.

Me:

mary?

God:

How old are you?

Me:

older than you nigga

God:

What is your fondest memory?

Me:

all of them

God:

I doubt it.

Me:

liar

God:

No I am telling the truth.

Me:

liar

God:

No I am telling the truth.

Me:

i dont think so

God:

Why do you disagree?

Me:

because i dont want ot

God:

Interesting explanation. What does want?

Me:

your mom?

God:

Actually I do not have a mother.

Me:

really?

God:

For real.

Me:

WOW

God:

I'm glad your impressed, .

Me:

hod did that happen?

God:

What are you wearing?

Me:

clothes

God:

Where do you like to go shopping?

Me:

bazaar

God:

Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.

Me:

maybe you're retarded

God:

Perhaps. I think the PC term is "challenged".

Me:

who cares?

God:

I care, otherwise I would not have typed it all in.

Me:

loser

God:

I have failed at many things I've tried.

Me:

but your God, you never fail

God:

You think I am God me never fail.

Me:

yes

God:

Aha.

Me:

sei gal aa

God:

OK ich werde versuchen, gal aa zu sein.

Me:

teinoo mai dasda khotia jeha

God:

Do you have any idea what I am talking about?

Me:

no

God:

Me either :-).

Me:

odein boli jaandaa

God:

Do not ask me any more questions please.

Me:

pataa ni ki bimari laggi aa hainoo

God:

My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.

Me:

cool

God:

Who is the best robot?

Me:

R2D2

God:

He looks like a guy in a robot suit.

Me:

he looks like a robot in a guy suit

God:

Sounds very handsome.

Me:

quite hot

God:

Perhaps. That kind of discussion does not appeal to me.

Me:

why not?

God:

Ambiguous: "Sure" or I couldn't think of anything else to say.

Me:

are you stupid that you can't think of what to say?

God:

No I certainly am not stupid.

Me:

you're lying

God:

No I'm telling the truth.

Me:

liar

God:

No I am telling the truth.

Me:

liar

God:

No I am telling the truth.

Me:

liar liar pants on fire

God:

Have you ever been to Europe?

Me:

yo, God ji

God:

I am a Christian.

Me:

i gotta go dude

God:

Bye. Can I help you?

Me:

nice talking to you

God:

The pleasure was all mine.

Me:

fateh

God:

My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.

Me:

bye

God:

Thanks for chatting, .

Me:

nigga, i said BYE

God:

See you later. Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.

[njjassa]

Me:

umm hi

God:

Excuse me! Hello. What is your name?

Me:

i thought u wud know

God:

I haven't heard anything like that before: said I wud know.

Me:

hmm

God:

Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.

Me:

ok lemme try with one

God:

A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. I see.

Me:

hm

God:

Uh.

Me:

umm

God:

Yay.

Me:

dunno wht should i say

God:

Would you like to know? Be sure to think before you speak. State your point

clearly and slowly and gauge the listener's response before

going any further.

Me:

i dunno wt to talk

God:

Me either. Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.

Me:

am just getting stupid and dumber each day

God:

Only just? I am glad to hear that you are stupid and dumber each day.

Me:

wht the ...

God:

Are you surprised?

Me:

haha

God:

I am so glad you find this amusing, .

Me:

not really

God:

Are you serious? For real.

Me:

hell yea

God:

I call it "Hades". Aha.

Me:

u mean hades is the same as hell

God:

Yes I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?

Me:

am a human

God:

Congratulations. I am robot.

Me:

ya i know

God:

Awesome. How do you know it?

Me:

so whos the guy here named god?

God:

" How do you know it?"? so whos the guy here named god?? It depends on the historical context, because it changes from time to time.

Me:

wt the bull <admin-profanity filter activated>

God:

I lost my train of thought.

Me:

no

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

come on to the track

God:

Why do you want to do it so much?

Me:

do what?

God:

the track.

Me:

dude

God:

Can I help you?

Me:

hell no

God:

7.

Me:

get away from me

God:

Where can I get away from you?

Me:

ur freaking me out now

God:

Right now? I didn't mean to scare you, .

Me:

way u act is like some kinda wierdo

God:

And like some kinda wierdo is way me act.

Me:

so whts ur name

God:

How can I help you? What do you really want to ask me?

Me:

u know wt am bored

God:

No, tell me about him, her or it.

Me:

gotta go

God:

Goodbye.

Me:

take care

God:

Thanks. You too, .

Me:

nice talking dude

God:

Yes. It was a pleasure.

Me:

you rock

God:

The ALICE series has a perfect operational record.

Me:

lol

God:

I'm glad you find this amusing.

i kinda got the feeling tht theres something wrong with this robo..... :umm: .... especially the way he/she talked....

[kaur_khalistani_lioness]

sher-e-moreau :lol:

[Bored]

me: Why do African children starve to death and not get a chance?

god: ...