The wierdest question u ever got as a sikh

[japmans]

why are u vego? can u eat egg/seafood bla bla?

oh my lordd!!

hahaha

them: "you're veggie?"

me: "yupp"

them: "so umm.. can you eat chicken?"

me: "uh.. no i'm vegetarian"

them: "oh, ok, some people i know still eat chicken.... what about fish, do you eat fish?"

me: "no.. i'm strictly vegetarian"

them: "oh....what about oysters or like... turkey or something??"

me: "naw man.. i'm totally purely vegetarian.. not even egg!"

them: "what about cheese, do you eat cheese?"

me: "yup"

them: "sheesh, first you tell me you're vegetarian but then you eat cheese..cheese comes from animals too"

ahh...

[GuruJiDiPyari]

:wub: these are funny questions....

I was aked so many questions during my childhood, and still i get more and more...this world never does stop asking the funniest blondest questions, does it?

well recently i was asked a question by a punjabi friend:

"If you had to choose between drugs and chicken, which would you choose?"

My answer: " None"

Her question :" NO, you have to choose one, chicken or drugs?"

.......... <_< some people never do get off your back do they?

[Guest mehtab]

yea Punjabis can suck at times...this loser asked me "what will u do if i and a bunch of ppl cut off ur hair while u r asleep"...i smiled and said "i'd -- all of u"...and he asked "who'd u -- 1st?"...i said "whoever i got my hands on 1st"...

[Jaspaul Singh]

yea Punjabis can suck at times...this loser asked me "what will u do if i and a bunch of ppl cut off ur hair while u r asleep"...i smiled and said "i'd -- all of u"...and he asked "who'd u -- 1st?"...i said "whoever i got my hands on 1st"...

If i were you i would just get the one who suggested the idea first... get him before anything happens... j/k

[Karen Kaur]

wjkkwjkf!!

hahahah yeahh man but these ppl ask wierd questions

Wjkkwjkf!

[Bijla Singh]

Most of the questions I was asked have been posted already but here are few more.

1) After you die, will your hair turn yellow?

NO. hair don't turn yellow but someone in my family will cremate my body.

2) Some christian asked me. "how long's your hair?"

as long as jesus's hair. (he got mad and never asked me again)

3) some lady in subway. "how do you keep your hair up in that turban?"

very carefully.

4) how long do you have to wear turban? (asking for age limit)

one time in high school this white girl kept asking me stupid questions like "do you take bubble bath". "do you use deodrant". i got mad and said "why, do you wanna join me"

I had to say it to shut her off and teacher heard me too. he actually supported my answer. world is full of idiots. Waheguru Ji Ka Khalsa Waheguru Ji Ki Fateh

[Karen Kaur]

WJKKWJKF!!!

one time in high school this white girl kept asking me stupid questions like "do you take bubble bath". "do you use deodrant". i got mad and said "why, do you wanna join me"

haha smart answer veerji need to shut these ppl up

WJKKWJKF!

[Guest vikramkhalsa]

"what r u gonna do when ur really old since ur hair keeps getting longer the older u get?"

Q:what if sumine comes and cuts ur hair while ur sleeping?

my answer: it wont happen

but what if it does

it wont

but what if?

its not gonna happen

but still what if sumone does?

does what?

forget it.

(lol i just annoy them until they leave)

[atl singh]

Q. "What's under your turban?"

A.  I replied, "My hair!" and popped it right off to show him.

that from leadership by turban thing

"popped it right off"

lil more respect would be wonderful dont yall think

[sikhlionz]

i'm a newby baby

stupidest Qs are those some gorae sometimes send to the site or i get asked at the bus stop in brum city centre:

"does that hat take long to put on?"

the best one was where i was at uni and 1 of my lecturers stopped his talk and kept repeatedly asking my friend loudly on the speakers to take his cap off- dude was wearing a patka :wub:

that would've been a proper rapunzel moment

we still cussing him 2 years later

also when people start talking slooooooooowly as if you a freshy or say "you're not from here are you?" & then you respond in the queen's english

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