STORY THREAD

[smartsingh24]

Smartsingh decides to craftily use his new found jedi powers to force pull it into his hands. The tables have turned, and now jedi smartsingh is in control!!! All of a sudden....

[gatkagrl]

the camera breaks and the tape pops out and falls into the a jug of lassi, smartsingh gets fired and is replaced by.....

[smartsingh24]

gatkagirl, who's first act is to make every practice their gatka at least 5 hours a day, causing..........

[theturbanator]

Waheguroo Jee Ka Khalsa!

Waheguroo Jee Kee Fateh!!

... the turbanator to come in who just stands there and does nothing what so ever ...

[smartsingh24]

Or so he'd like us to think. Meanwhile, he is really plotting how to take down the yet unnamed movie, while everyone else is doing their gatka practice. Oddly, no one seems to notice theturbanator rolling around in stealth ninja mode, except for gatkagirl, who commends him on his excellent agility. It's only until they are to late, that they realize that theturbanator has kidnapped mehtab and gurpreet, effectively crippling the movie's cast. At this point, Mehtab is able to escape from his horrible tormentor using only a fork and slightly chewed on pencil. He promises gurpreet he'll come back, and after a couple of supsenful moments involving him, a deranged cow, and some saag, he manages to escape theturbanator's lair. The first thing he does when he is out of the house is....

[gatkagrl]

to run to a nearby phone booth and call a cab to take him to the police station. When the dented yellow cab driven by Anjaan ji finally arrives (two hrs late), she discovers that there's no gas in the car......so the two of them try to hitchhike. They see a big truck carrying sugarcanes (ganay) driven by.....

[smartsingh24]

Sarabloh, who decides that this is the perfect time to get dinner. He exits the truck, but he forgets to take his keys out from the ignition. Stealthily, mehtab and anjaan sneak in and anjaan takes the wheel. Suprsingly, she can drive pretty well behind the wheel of a truck. What she neglects to remember, is that she left the back door open, and someone has hitchhiked along. They finally arive at a police station, when the mysterious hitchhiker hits them both over the head, and takes them far far away to....

[Hadd-Torr Singh]

to...Maidan-e-Jang India..where he, the mysterious hitchhiker (Gupt_Fauj), meets up with some jujharoo singhs andd....

[Karen Kaur]

then karen comes back with sarabloh and they both double team on ikky and then tubanator wants his revenge on ikky so we hand him over to turbanator and go on our search to look for..........

[SarabLoh]

the best cha in the world. Ikky still Knowing how to do magic drags us bag to him. here, Ikky beats up Sarab Loh and turbanator for making his hated unwanted name of "ikky" so popular. while all this is happing Gupt _ Fauj is doin ghap - shap with the singhs