Women

[Akaal Purakh Di Fauj]

to all my bhenjis...before u read this i just want to say i love u

the story written below is a joke, and i had no part in writing it :TH:

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one. Both of

their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, " So you're a man.

That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing

left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and

be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days".

Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely, this must

be a sign from God!"

The woman continues, "and look at this, here's another miracle. My car is

completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants

us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."

Then she hands the bottle to the man.

The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and

then hands it back to the woman.

The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and hands

it back to the man.

The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police.... "

MORAL OF THE STORY:

Women are calculating, clever and evil - watch out!

[GuruJiDiPyari]

women may be clever and calculating,,,,but not evil!

[*PO$H_ Da_PO$HY*]

i wudn't say all women are "calculating, clever and evil " BUT majority of em illiterate aunties ...which cause destructions in families are so veri clever & evil!!!

[anjaan]

The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and hands

it back to the man.

The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police.... "

103948[/snapback]

hahhahaha hmmmmmmmm not a bad idea you know to keep one in the boot...just in case! (hmmmmmm maybe i should get my boot lock fixed 1st so i can actually open it! :doh: )

[smartsingh24]

The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and hands

it back to the man.

The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police.... "

103948[/snapback]

hahhahaha hmmmmmmmm not a bad idea you know to keep one in the boot...just in case! (hmmmmmm maybe i should get my boot lock fixed 1st so i can actually open it! :doh: )

103967[/snapback]

lol, or get driving lessons

[gupt_paapi]

SOOO TRUEE :doh:

in my ezperience there r 2 types of women:

1 who r clever, calculating and evil!!!

n the other...

who r stupid/naive soo much n they confused so easily. these r the cute penjis bless juuu!!

[fists_of_fury]

Girls are dangerous uk ONES yeah but they always get clocked in the end making them dangerous for a short period of time. Im joking but yeah man some gals just get mundeh in trouble DAMN MAN B CAREFUL but thier always ways of getting round them :e: , only a few safe ones out der . But aunited omg are more dangerous than double barrel shot guns they cover thier tracks and if your up to know good the aunty across the road who dont even know we will monitoring you man, its like they carry tape recorders, video cameras + gps systems in thier pensioners bags B CAREFUL ppl espicially boys man they can reck your life within 5 mins of talking to your parents. Just watch your back the aunty pack is back PS always try to get on the good side of aunties espicially 55+ massive becuase they the ones who have most free time and do most amount of monitoring. thats it aunties be ware im going to work in a post office and not give you ur pensions......

[Heera Singh]

yeh.... women smell...

but they DO know how to manipulate men... i think it's men that are stupid for being manipulated... don't worry... we'll show them who's boss :doh:

hehehehe...

newhoo.. once again i'm at work and not doing nething.... :doh: .... might as well look like i'm busy :doh:

best thing... stay away from women... they take ur money... play wit ur mind... and don't let u have a life... and u know they're alwayz plannin something agasint us :doh: ...

(hahahaha... i'm so gonna get my butt whooped ... i can sense sony bhenji and princess bhenji planning my 'accident'... hahaha..)

[Balwinder Kaur]

what you've just mentioned is the exact same thing guys would do as well. so men and women are quits. :doh: :doh:

[Heera Singh]

prove it!