Best Joke Of The Day

[chahat]

Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.

Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.

Son: But mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap.

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- Chahat

[waheguru_fateh]

Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.

Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.

Son: But mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap.

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- Chahat

[Guest Papi]

Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.

Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.

Son: But mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap.

:wub:

[chahat]

The Pathans were dining out when his wife noticed a familiar face at the bar.

"Honey," she said as she pointed the guy out, "That guy at the bar has been drinking like that since I left him seven years ago."

Her husband said, "That's silly, no one celebrates that much!"

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- Chahat

[Guest Papi]

she got wasted :wub:

[Guest Papi]

A man walking down the street noticed a small boy trying to reach the doorbell of a house. Even when he jumped up, he couldn't quite reach it.The man decided to help the boy, walked up on to the porch and pushed the doorbell. He looked down at the boy, smiled and asked, "What now?"

The boy answered, "Now we run like crazy!"

[Guest PRITAM SINGH KHALSA]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8CXfv8EXeQ :wub:

[Guest Papi]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8CXfv8EXeQ :wub:

wat happened there :D i have no sound at work :wub:

[avtar80]

LOL SO TRUE. UR A JOKER

[Khalsa_Girl_1]

The Pathans were dining out when his wife noticed a familiar face at the bar.

"Honey," she said as she pointed the guy out, "That guy at the bar has been drinking like that since I left him seven years ago."

Her husband said, "That's silly, no one celebrates that much!"

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- Chahat