The Six K's? (uncyclopedia)

[japmans]

in response JKaur89.

it's ultimately up to you, i'm not gonna convince you one way or another.

I'm also not gonna ask you for your survey results when you said "many people don't know this information is not true"....considering right at the top of each article is a brief sentence that pokes fun at the severe LACK of fact in each article.

i'll be honest, it takes a serious doofus to misconstrue that article as truth...did you read it?

the 6th "k" is Kiwifruit... you REALLY think that someone wo's read the whole article and the spiritual nature (which they actually somewhat address) of the other 5 k's is gonna believe that the 6th k is kiwifruit?

regardless, it's up to you, I'm just saying pick a better batle to fight. if you wanna do this one, all the power to you, and good luck!

[kh@ls@]

"Turbans have recently become more popular in the Muslim community as they are invaluable for storing bombs. The Danish press released illustrated diagrams of how to tie a bomb within a turban, which inadvertently angered Muslims worldwide as it 'gave their game away' and foiled many future plans to perpetrate terrorist atrocities using turban bombs"

[Shaheed_Fauja]

Many people do not know that this information has been distorted and will therefore believe what the article says. I dont no bout u, but i dont find it funny when SOMEONE MOCKS MY RELIGION!!! The peopl who wrote this are clearly having a dig at sikhi and ur askin us 2 chill...ok so u say that people know that the fact aren;t meant to be true.... i still think its disgraceful as we are not meant to be makin a joke out of sikhi! im sure if there was mockery of any other religions, people of that religion would not like it. THEY SHOULD NOT PUT ANYTHIN ON SIKHI AT ALL IF THEYRE GOING TO TOTALLY DISTORT IT 'FOR A LAUGH'! :wub:

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Islam

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Hindu

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Scientology

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Christianity

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Judaism

(so far havenet seen any "ucyclopedia" embassies being burned down)

[sarcasm]But Ofcourse that's just to hide that they are really just making the site to mock Sikhi![/sarcasm]

Take a chill pill bibi ji have a laugh one day or two :wub: for your health's sake ji!

[Jkaur89]

ok ok maybe i overreacted a little.... im sorry

[japmans]

hehe..for jokes

i find the article abuot "God" particularly funny hahah..

and Bill, son of God, Jesus's suppose "half brother" haha

[Simple Singhani]

Errrrr i think all you guys HAVE COMPLETELY LOST THE PLOT!!! what are you saying!! You can not even see when someone is taking the mick out of your religion???? INstead you laugh with them? My friends.. the article or wateva u wanna call it.. really BEHZTEE TO THE SIKH PANTH! Its not even that people will believe it cus i agree that it is unlikely that anyone wud believe that HOWEVER doesnt mean its okay!! Does it not hurt you that someone is making a mockery of what u have put 100% faith into?!!! It is not funny! You have a messed up sense of humor if you think this is funny! We as gursikhs are meant to promote gursikhi, inspire people to believe in this amazing faith! The faith that PEOPLE DIED FOR! Not laugh when people are taking the mick out of what it teaches!!! Even if people doo read it...whenever they see you... they will LAUGH AT YOU! Most people do not knw what sikhi is and what it teaches.. just because u know what our gurus have taught us... it seems obvious to you!!... but people dont knw. Tell me how many sikhs have bin mistaken for muslims.. tell me how many people look at you funny when your walking down the road! i cnt even count how many tyms people mistake me for a muslim! I cant believe our sikh brother are so stupid as to laugh at this.. ! You dont even know a diss when it HITS UR RIGHT IN THE FACE! hahaa.. NOW im laughing at YOU!

[Guest baba amarjeet singh]

i agree with simple singhani

we should find out hu these people are and beat em up

[akaur93]

lol

[Laadli Fauj]

Overall, the website's quite entertaining

[Laadli Fauj]

Besides the Sikh article