Jokes Anyone?

[HSD*^]

Ok as my last joke was appreciated by a few of you i will share a slightly more controversial one, and i hope the mods see the funny side:

On a bench somewhere are 3 men - a muslim, a hindu and a sikh........

The muslim drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces.

He says "In Lahore our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from the same one twice."

The hindu [obviously impressed by this] drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to pieces.

He says "In Chandigarh we have so much sand to make the glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either."

OUR Sardar, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the muslim and the hindu.

He says "In Punjab we have so many muslims and hindus that we don't need to drink with the same ones twice."

[SevaSimranSacrifice]

I do like u nehmat, but i it was suppose to mean i like it, nehmat !

lol!

[HSD*^]

I do like u nehmat, but i it was suppose to mean i like it, nehmat !

lol!

you could have used the edit button beneath your old post lol.

[Nehmat]

I do like u nehmat, but i it was suppose to mean i like it, nehmat !

lol!

ahah bhenji, no worries...

You've just created a joke ;-) ...well made me laugh!

[HSD*^]

Three men were applying for the same job as a detective. One was a Gujarati, one was Jewish, and one was Italian.

The chief decided to ask each applicant just one question and base his decision upon that answer.

When the Jewish man arrived for his interview, the chief asked him, "Who killed Jesus Christ?"

The Jewish man answered without hesitation "The Romans killed him." The chief thanked him and he left.

When the Italian man arrived for his interview, the chief asked the same question.

He replied Jesus was killed by the Jews." Again, the chief thanked the man who then left.

Finally the Gujarati arrived for his interview, he was asked the same question.

He thought for a long time, before saying, "Could I have some time to think about it?"

The chief said, "OK, but get back to me tomorrow."

When the Gujarati arrived home, his wife asked "How was the interview?"

Back came the reply, "Great, I got the job, and I'm already investigating a murder."

[Nehmat]

lol HSD...thats really funny!!!

[Tony]

A lion, A bear, and a Pig are sitting around discussing how hard they each are. The lion says "when I roar the whole jungle shakes". The bear says "when I roar the whole jungle trembles" "so what" says the pig; "all i have to do is sneeze; and the whole world sh*ts itself"

I know the obama one is a lot better ;-)

[Nehmat]

lol...swine flu sure made the pigs famous... :lol:

[HSD*^]

i'm pro-khalistani, but i came across this joke and have to say it is a little amusing:

a few khalistani singhs were sitting around discussing what to do as they had liberated east punjab but now needed to form a govt and sort out the infrastructure of the country.

one constant problem was the economy. no matter what they thought of, it would not be practical for the new country.

then one bright spark came up with this idea: 'if we invade america, and lose, they will have to look after our economy, and will make us as great as japan or germany!'

this was the best idea the other singhs had heard for the economy, and they all nodded in agreement........apart from one. an old, wise singh looked about them and sighed. he looked each one of the other singhs in the eye and said: 'but what if we win against the americans? then we will have to look after their economy!'

the other sikhs groaned at the thought of this and carried on discussing how to run the economy.........

[Harjeet.Singh]

lol these are all so funny