The wierdest question u ever got as a sikh

[Sukhdev89]

i was waiting for this to share wid the sangat..

last night my teacher said the funniest thing to me..

There were a lot of kids wearing baseball caps... i was wearing a dumalla.. wid keski underneath... so it looked like i have a lot of hair.. u understand what i mean.. lol

I was about to take a test. .wen my teacher said "did all of u guys remember to bring ur brains underneath your baseball caps".. i was like "miss i have everything under my turban"

she started to laughing she was like "underneath ur turban u have six feet of hair, powers, electricity, magic, and all different kind of things going and god knowes what else"..

i was just dieing laughing there.... i was laughing during my entire exam, just couldn't stop..

my guess is that these people(American People) knows the importants of hair and a person with hair is pure and a person with hair have something which a person with haircut does not....

i might be wrong, if i am please forgive me.... cuz u noe jesus had hair,i mean non cut hair, muhhomnd had hair and also worn a turban.. its different story that the pictures of jesus we see today, they show that he has short hair....

i just wanna know sanagats opinions on what these people( like american people or others) think about importance of hair... please tell me something because i am dum, stupid and just wonders around like maniac and laugh all the time like crazy people... please help me

vaheguru ji ka khalsa vaheguru ji ki fateh

[Azaad]

years back , in college, out of the blue a kuri asked me this question

Do sikhs have sex with their turban on? :doh:

I replied : Lets find out :BL:

:LOLz:

[AvnitK]

oh snap!!! lol

[sherlsurj]

hmm that response is slightly anti gurmat :T:

I had an experience. me and two singhs were getting gas on our way to a keertan. As I was walking towards the mart to pay an old black ford pickup truck with a confederate flag on the back pulls up with 2 drunk white hicks in it. (most of us probably think we know what happens next right)

one of them gets out goes in to buy guess what? BEER

the other one yells, "hey osama"

i stop and look straight at him. remember, im wearing a whole ton of shastars and stuff, I had more back then, long broadsword etc..

i say "what did you say" then i look over at the singhs in the car, and the look at me, and get out immediately and stand there. they had maces and all sorts of stuff in their hands and on their persons. I go in and pay when i come out they are shouting at each other right.

So then I was like you are one ignorant SOB. we have nothing to do with arabs or muslims. he said something really stupid. so I just got mad and said why dont u come out here and say it you redneck.

so we were all challenging him to get out of his truck right and one singh was getting close to him about to pound his face in. he starts saying "i was just joking"

our reply "how would u like us joking about yo mama" hahaha anyway we told him, thats not a joke, its called racism etc.. we were getting angry, hands were getting on shastars. his friend RUNS out the minimart with his beer, gets in the truck and they TAKE OFF FAST!

cowards, cant even stand up for wha

t they say. sharam nahi ondhi?

arent u such a hardman!!u wud use ur weapons coz sum1 called u osama???geese man ull be usingthem all the time. if sum1 called u a n*gger wud u be offended??no i wudnt id walk past not give them teh satisfaction of a reaction. ur not osama so y u offended. u said urself they were drunk drunk people cant remember their own name never mind what they say.

[sherlsurj]

this guy comes to my house to fix the water tank and after a while he points to a pic. of Guru Nanak Dev Ji and asks me is that ur dad??

and i say "NOO!! that is our 1st God!!" and inside iam cracking up. :LOLz:

1st god???hey???ek onkar!!!!!!god is one. we dnt have more than one.

[sherlsurj]

Q. "What's under your turban?"

A.  I replied, "My hair!" and popped it right off to show him.

that from leadership by turban thing

"popped it right off"

lil more respect would be wonderful dont yall think

i dont know wahst more stupid the questions or some of these answers!!!the last 3 i have quoted have been disgraceful

[caveman]

years back , in college, out of the blue a kuri asked me this question

Do sikhs have sex with their turban on? :doh:

I replied : Lets find out :BL:

:LOLz:

ahaha i should of said that to my teacher when she asked looooool

woooooo were having jokes because i replied to this topic a year later LOL :D

[KEERPA]

Since you dont eat meat do you eat fish???? :rolleyes:

[AvnitK]

lol

why dont you eat chicken? its not meat....

[Jsu]

Waheguru!

These are really really funny, I've been lolling at these for days. When I was younger (in primary and secondary school) I used to get quite a lot of these types of questions being the only Singh around, including the "stuffing pot up turban" one, to which my response was not very Gurmat; it involved me saying you could stuff pot up another orifice (I'm sure you can imagine which) and smuggle it.

Another similar one, one time we had a substitute teacher who probably had bad eyesight or something (may Waheguru Ji bless her) and was just getting filled in on what to teach us by our regular teacher before she left, and then she (the substitute) noticed some dudes at the back of the classroom (which as we know, is where all the badboys sit lol) were still wearing hats (it was pretty cold that day) and she told everyone to take them off, which they did. Then she realised that I hadn't taken my "hat" off, and started shouting at me "I said take your hats off! blah blah" as well miming the action of taking a hat off in a patronising way then I leaned back on my chair and said with a big smile (with Waheguru Ji's kirpa I didn't get annoyed) "This isn't a hat! It's a turban, and you'll have to come over here and try and take it, if you want it off" then her expression changed to a perfect :o and she proceeded to get murked by my regular teacher (who was really cool) with big lols going around the classroom.

As well as those I used to get the usual, loads of shampoo, how long is your hair, you don't eat meat or fish, you don't drink Alcohol, but what about WINE!? It's good for you!? Types of questions and comments.

Nowadays I think people who don't know me are a bit too afraid to ask any questions, as Waheguru Ji has made me pretty tall and imposing, although I do try to walk around with a smile. Even at the Gurdwara Sahib, little kids smile at my sister then see me and run off crying lol