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I was looking across twitter and analyzed which community made the most anti-sikh remarks and found the vast majority of anti-sikh material is coming from muslim twitter users of desi asian decent and in the teens to 20s age range.

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I was wondering do you guys find these guys anti-sikh, racist and offensive? Or do you find it acceptable or tolerable?

What should be the right response to these people? Get the authorities involved or post muslim jokes and make their Muslim identity made fun off?

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I was looking across twitter and analyzed which community made the most anti-sikh remarks and found the vast majority of anti-sikh material is coming from muslim twitter users of desi asian decent and in the teens to 20s age range.

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I was wondering do you guys find these guys anti-sikh, racist and offensive? Or do you find it acceptable or tolerable?

What should be the right response to these people? Get the authorities involved or post muslim jokes and make their Muslim identity made fun off?

How many Muslims does it take to change a lightbulb?

The lightbulb will only change if Allah wills it!

How many Palestinian Muslims does it take to change a lightbulb?

None; they prefer to sit in the dark and blame it on Israel.

How many Saudi Arabian Muslims does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but first he must purify himself. Then he must walk a circle around the lightbulb seven times, and then back & forth seven times, then drink arsenic-laced water. Then, after changing the lightbulb, he must help the religious police hunt for anyone expressing non-muslim views.

How many Pakistani Muslims does it take to change a lightbulb?

Most are too inbred to figure out which way the lightbulb turns. The dead bulb should be blamed on local non-muslims who insulted Islam. The only logical response is to form an angry mob, burn down their town, and imprison a young mentally-handicapped girl.

How many Egyptian Muslims does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only the military may change the bulb. There will be massive riots before & after the change. After changing, the bulb will NOT perform according to its specifications. It will shed NO light on the kidnap, torture, rape, and murder of non-muslims. The bulb has a useful life of one year before needing another change. BLAME AMERICA, even if doing so makes no sense.

How many Iraqi Muslims does it take to change a lightbulb?

All available lightbulbs are already being used for IEDs in daily Sunni/Shia violence.

How many Afghani Muslims does it take to change a lightbulb?

Demand that the Americans build an extremely expensive, top-of-the-line lighting fixture. Then blow it up and demand that they leave your country. Use the shrapnel to torture animals.

How many Libyan Muslims does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama have assured us that every effort was made to change the lightbulb on time, but that it was simply too late. What difference, at this point, does it make?

How many UAE Muslims does it take to change a lightbulb?

You are NOT allowed to touch the lightbulb unless you are married to it! Touching an unmarried bulb is immoral, and carries a 16-month jail sentence, even for non-muslim foreigners!

How many Nigerian Muslims does it take to change a lightbulb?

Lightbulbs are forbidden Western technology! We will burn any school or hospital that uses evil Western lightbulbs!

How many Indian Muslims does it take to change a lightbulb?

First they must have a massive lecture by "Doctor" Zakir Naik, who will interpret the Qur'an to find the only acceptable halal method of lightbulb changing, which proves that the Qur'an is "scientific". Then there will be several lightbulbs in the audience that "convert" on the spot.

How many British Muslims does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just have one of their underage, kidnapped, white female prostitutes change it.

How many French Muslims does it take to change a lightbulb?

They already smashed every unused bulb in their latest riot.

How many American Muslims does it take to change a lightbulb?

They’ll just build a shiny new lightbulb at ground zero, with a name that evokes a time when Muslim dominated Christians and Jews after having stolen their land. And then make a reality show about it.

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Muslims are well known for dishing it out but they can't take it themselves

Even that hara,m.zada Qadiani leader made a anti-Sikh jokes when talking to the females of his community.

Here's a few that never fails to pee off Muslims

Q:What do you call a Muslim with ham on his head

A:Hamed

Q: What do you call a Muslim with more ham on his head?

A: Mohammed

Q: What do you call a Muslim with more ham on his head and a vibr@tor up his a%se?

A: Sheikh Mohammed

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The twitter account was making jokes about Sikh Names, and they weren't offensive at all. They did not attack Sikhi, Sikhs, Sikh gurus, or Sikh history etc.

While some idi0ts here started posting disgusting, highly offensive insults to Muslims, their Prophet, and Islam...

You guys put shame on Sikhs...

Go out more and get some life...losers.

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