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What do you think of this :

A Republican and a Democrat were walking down the street when they came to a
homeless person.

The Republican gave the homeless person his business card and told him to
come to his business for a job. He then took twenty dollars out of his
pocket and gave it to the homeless person.

The Democrat was very impressed, and when they came to another homeless
person, he decided to help. He walked over to the homeless person and gave
him directions to the welfare office. He then reached into the
Republican's pocket and got out twenty dollars. He kept $15 for
administrative fees and gave the homeless person five.

(http://www.gangsterbb.net/threads/ubbthreads.php?ubb=showflat&Number=148310#Post148310)

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1 hour ago, Premi5 said:

@GurjantGnostic

What do you think of this :

A Republican and a Democrat were walking down the street when they came to a
homeless person.

The Republican gave the homeless person his business card and told him to
come to his business for a job. He then took twenty dollars out of his
pocket and gave it to the homeless person.

The Democrat was very impressed, and when they came to another homeless
person, he decided to help. He walked over to the homeless person and gave
him directions to the welfare office. He then reached into the
Republican's pocket and got out twenty dollars. He kept $15 for
administrative fees and gave the homeless person five.

(http://www.gangsterbb.net/threads/ubbthreads.php?ubb=showflat&Number=148310#Post148310)

I think the first punch line in this joke is when the republican offers somebody poor a job or gives them anything. 

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On 9/11/2021 at 4:56 PM, GurjantGnostic said:

The fact is they both reach into the poor mans pocket, keep half themselves, and pass the rest on to military, and corporations. And they're the same party. 

Any other parties that could emerge in future?

 

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On 9/14/2021 at 4:51 AM, Premi5 said:

Any other parties that could emerge in future?

 

Highly unlikely. The media polarizes and confuses everything to lock into a binary situation, and the way campaign funding is done, and the laws that control it, pretty much have all small parties and independents locked out of politics. 

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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cornwall-58775928

'Speedo Mick' asked to leave Cornwall pub for being underdressed

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Speedo Mick at the FA Cup Merseyside DerbyIMAGE SOURCE,GETTY IMAGES
Image caption,Mick Cullen took time out in a pub during torrential rain
 

Fundraiser Speedo Mick, who walks in just a pair of swimming trunks, was asked to leave a pub for being under-dressed during a charity trek.

He stopped at The Halfway House pub at Rame, Cornwall, in heavy rain on the trek across the UK and Ireland.

As he talks to Facebook viewers, a voice is heard saying: "I can't have you standing there dressed like this."

The pub's landlord said he had "never heard of him", but on learning who he was, went after him with some food.

Speedo Mick, whose real name is Mick Cullen, walked from John O'Groats to Land's End in 2019 and 2020.

He took shelter in the pub between Falmouth and Helston on his latest charity trek.

During a Facebook Live broadcast, viewers heard a staff member tell him he could not stay in the pub in his limited attire and his response: "That's fine. No worries."

Speedo Mick at Merseyside derbyIMAGE SOURCE,REUTERS
Image caption,Mick Cullen is known for sporting Everton-emblazoned swimming trunks

Landlord Darren Briggs said: "We completely apologise. We did not know who he was.

"Because we have been so busy we have never heard of him."

He said they quickly realised who he was and went after him.

"We took him some food and he was very amicable," he said.

"If we had known he could have had anything he wanted on the house."

Mr Cullen posted on Facebook: "I'm alright you beautiful people, all's good no hard feelings here at all.

"It's not the first time I've been chucked out of an 'ale house it happened on the last walk too.

"I know, me, the fashionista in my designer Everton Football Club Speedo's!"

And he posted later: "It's been a difficult time for lots of businesses especially pubs, restaurants etc, they've had a terrible time of it, thankfully many have pulled through.

"Please for me, show them the love and support they need it."

 
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