Jokes And Riddles

[singhnii♥]

sorry bibi jap_naam thats just too long for a joke

Another techie one

The Teacher asked the student to write an imposition for 500 times that

" I Will Not Throw Paper Airplanes in the Class ".

This is what the student wrote on board....

i dont think a non-programmer would understand that

lolz i got tht n neva programmed a thing in ma life

[Singhstah]

Riddle #2-

Alive without breath,

As cold as death;

Never thirsty, ever drinking,

All in mail never clinking.

Riddle #3-

This thing all devours;

Birds, beasts, trees, flowers;

Gnaws iron, bites steel;

Grinds hard stones to meal;

Slays king, ruins town,

And beats high mountain down.

Aight last one'z the hardest::

If a rooster was on a fence, would its egg fall to the east or the west???? tongue.gif

2- a fish?

3-Time? originally thought death however stuff like iron and steel cant die lol.

4-rooster doestn lay an egg

[WILDSINGH]

kk i got a few riddles:

Riddle # 1-

It cannot be seen, cannot be felt,

cannot be heard, cannot be smelt.

It lies behind stars and under hills,

And empty holes it fills.

It comes first and follows after,

Ends life, kills laughter.

Riddle #2-

Alive without breath,

As cold as death;

Never thirsty, ever drinking,

All in mail never clinking.

Riddle #3-

This thing all devours;

Birds, beasts, trees, flowers;

Gnaws iron, bites steel;

Grinds hard stones to meal;

Slays king, ruins town,

And beats high mountain down.

Aight last one'z the hardest::

If a rooster was on a fence, would its egg fall to the east or the west????

1, Darkness

2, Fish

3, Time

4, Roosters don't lay eggs, hens do. :devil:

1, What is impossible to hold for half an hour, yet weighs virtually nothing?

2, What happened in Paris on June 31st 1945?

3, What can explode slowly, with no smoke or flame?

4, In a balloon of the coast of Ireland, I dropped two wine bottlesoff the side. If one was full & one was empty, which hit the ground first?

5, What mathematical symbol can you put between 2 & 3 to make a number greater than 2 but less than 3?

[۹βkaur۹β]

1, What is impossible to hold for half an hour, yet weighs virtually nothing?

2, What happened in Paris on June 31st 1945?

3, What can explode slowly, with no smoke or flame?

4, In a balloon of the coast of Ireland, I dropped two wine bottlesoff the side. If one was full & one was empty, which hit the ground first?

5, What mathematical symbol can you put between 2 & 3 to make a number greater than 2 but less than 3?

1)ice?

5) > ?

:devil: just a guess

[_anon_]

1, What is impossible to hold for half an hour, yet weighs virtually nothing?

2, What happened in Paris on June 31st 1945?

3, What can explode slowly, with no smoke or flame?

4, In a balloon of the coast of Ireland, I dropped two wine bottlesoff the side. If one was full & one was empty, which hit the ground first?

5, What mathematical symbol can you put between 2 & 3 to make a number greater than 2 but less than 3?

1. your breath?

2. june has 30 days (i think)

3. umm mums temper lol

4. they would land in the sea

5. 2<x<3? lol thats using two symbols and a letter, so its prob wrong.

*EDIT* ive just realised the answer to number five. is it a decimal point?! DUHHHHH

2.3 hehe

[Guest jap naam]

sorry jap_naam thats just too long for a joke

Maybe this is short enough

Scene: A woman comes to Ajit for suggesting a name/s for her kids .

Woman: Sir , mein apne ladke ka naam kya rakhoon?

Ajit: Iskaa naam Peter rakh do!

Woman: Mera doosra ladkaa bhi hai , jo iskaa twin hai. Mein uskaa naam kya rakhoon?

Ajit: Uskaa naam Repeter rakh do!

:devil:

[Guest jap naam]

Try this

Below are a number of statements:

1. Precisely one of these statements is untrue.

2. Precisely two of these statements are untrue.

3. Precisely three of these statements are untrue.

4. Precisely four of these statements are untrue.

5. Precisely five of these statements are untrue.

6. Precisely six of these statements are untrue.

7. Precisely seven of these statements are untrue.

8. Precisely eight of these statements are untrue.

9. Precisely nine of these statements are untrue.

10.Precisely ten of these statements are untrue

Which of these statements is true?

[Guest peacemaker]

9. Precisely nine of these statements are untrue. This one

[Guest jap naam]

9. Precisely nine of these statements are untrue. This one

:umm: What the?

:devil: I bet you thought you got that right . Hahahahah

[Guest peacemaker]

9. Precisely nine of these statements are untrue. This one

:umm: What the?

:devil: I bet you thought you got that right . Hahahahah

Wait a second! That's not the right answer!!!!