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(yo momma... bahahaa... jks jks)...

it was turbanator.... who was on his way to visit his good friend japmans who lived not too far from Harpalistan... "hey.... who are you and what are you doing here" said turbanator.... frightened, princess kandola didn't say a word.... he reached into his pouch and took out some aloo pronthay... "you hungry?".... she looked up at him and grabbed the food and ate it like a pig.... "wow... calm down woman... breathe.....breathe"...little did she know that pronthay had a lot of spices in it.... all of a sudden she started farting like there was no tomorrow.... and they were the lound smelly ones... then they heard a THUD... they looked to her right and saw a raccoon had fallen out of the tree... it had died from the disgusting smell of her farts.... ___________

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meanwhile, at the evil kingdom of harpalistan, the crowds had gathered together to chant "h4rpalistan zindabad" and "we love the country, we do" (some weird soccer chant)

at the site of the evil king h4rpal, the crowds began to do full matha theek to this evil perverted fake sant.

"my people" shouted this fake sant baba "i am here to dominate the entire world, and for this, i will need a large army of people to set out the task i want them to do"

the people, who loved this fake baba questioned this "supreme sant", he was supposed to be so powerful, yet he needed an army to do his dirty work for him?

as the evil king-fake sant heard this mutter, he resorted to saying "i cannot show the world the true power.... because..... real sants prefer not to use their powers, and lets not forget i have 108 at the end of my name, so that makes me a real sant!!!" :wub:

the deluded folk agreed with that. and with this, the entire kingdom had decided to form an army for world domination,

the generals who would lead this army into battle would be....

gupt_dasan_das

smartsingh24

ms514

Princess Jaspaul_singh (daughter of the king of jaspalistan)

with these generals leading the vicious armies, surly no-one could stop them!

the evil king h4rpal laughed so much....

MUAHAHAHAHA, BAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAA

but then all of a sudden killed it by coughing at the end of it.

and so, the armies were all geared up, ready to go out of the gates and kill anything and everything in their path, as the evil king-fake sant decided to show how much of a bad taste he had in bhangra and decided to do bhangra to daler mehndis "nach baby".

meanwhile......

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