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1)  a homeless Gujarati

2) an Asian driving a Skoda

3) a desi home that has dug up the concrete outside and planted some grass

4) a rich Sikh with a social conscience

5) any Sikh in the west going on and on about 1984 widows and orphans and actually putting his money where his mouth is and marrying one of the poor orphans

6) any desi / sikh photograph about something an organisation is doing that doesn't have 100 people standing behind the main person in the photograph

7) an Indian / Punjabi news segment that is not accompanied by dramatic music

8.  anyone with anything interesting to say on sikhsangat.com

9) pavements covered in dog poo. When i was a kid the pavements were full of it and new shoes were guaranteed to be ruined on the first day due to dog sh$t everywhere and most of it was white !!

10) drunk scotsmen / irishmen - the streets used to be full of them. Where'd they all go ?

11) an unattractive Polish girl

12) an attractive Polish man

13) a midlands middle aged uncle not wearing a suit blazer

14) a women from India with feet that are not deformed

15) an apni school headmaster who is not a lesbian...or at least looks like a lesbian

16) brown / black people mountaineering, river rafting, camping.

17) scottish pound notes -  to be cheap at weddings without being seen to be cheap

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18) Young British born female (and most male) Amritdharis with dastars at Gurdwara programmes who, after matha tek, go and sit near the back or wherever there is appropriate space at the back. No !  these people who love to lecture others about conquering the ego.....just have to sit right the front (whether there is space for them or not) (if there isn't space they will make space but they MUST sit right at the front because they are far better than you!)

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19) Harinder Singh of NKJ:

a) wearing a sweatshirt and jeans

b) holding hands with his girlfriend

c) getting married

 

20) A relative visiting from Canada saying "no...it makes perfect sense...given the population density of one of the populous mega cities on earth the size of the houses and rooms are proportionate and exactly how they should be"

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21) A week going by without at least one Sikh organisation saying "our sentiments have been hurt"

22) A British Sikh studying Archeology or Zoology at university

23) A British Sikh house that doesn't have at least one suitcase full of suits on top of the wardrobe in one of the bedrooms

23) A Sikh household's fridge that doesn't contain at the very minimum 8 litres of milk, 6 packets of butter and no cheese other than cheddar or mozzarella

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On 2/5/2019 at 11:51 AM, Guest jigsaw_puzzled_singh said:

14) a women from India with feet that are not deformed

Good grief, I thought I was the only one who noticed it. How do their feet end up looking so rough? It's certainly not through hard work.

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On 2/6/2019 at 4:34 PM, Guest jigsaw_puzzled_singh said:

18) Young British born female (and most male) Amritdharis with dastars at Gurdwara programmes who, after matha tek, go and sit near the back or wherever there is appropriate space at the back. No !  these people who love to lecture others about conquering the ego.....just have to sit right the front (whether there is space for them or not) (if there isn't space they will make space but they MUST sit right at the front because they are far better than you!)

ever thought its because they didn't want a sea of visual distractions between them and the Guru? nah must be as you say...my kids would ask permission to sit right up front because want to see the kirtan players properly , must have been their egoes not their small height and interest.

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On 2/5/2019 at 5:21 PM, Guest jigsaw_puzzled_singh said:

11) an unattractive Polish girl

 12) an attractive Polish man

 

I heard a punjabi hindu guy say same thing about sikhs once, on my face.

He said "Sardarni sohni teh sardar sadaai" 

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19 minutes ago, AjeetSinghPunjabi said:

I heard a punjabi hindu guy say same thing about sikhs once, on my face.

He said "Sardarni sohni teh sardar sadaai" 

That makes sense. To us men those men would say it 'to' our face but you, being what you are, it makes sense that he would have said it while he was 'on' your face.

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Point 22). If British Sikhs does not need to study archeology as there are plenty of old relics in the form of bibian and bazurgs and living amongst the sangat there are plenty of weird and wacky creatures of the two legged variety.

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4 hours ago, MisterrSingh said:

Good grief, I thought I was the only one who noticed it. How do their feet end up looking so rough? It's certainly not through hard work.

Women from India have very bent legs as well. A lot of them wear tight leggings as well so the wonky legs are more noticeable.  Don't know why that is. 

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On 2/5/2019 at 12:51 PM, Guest jigsaw_puzzled_singh said:

1)  a homeless Gujarati

2) an Asian driving a Skoda

3) a desi home that has dug up the concrete outside and planted some grass

4) a rich Sikh with a social conscience

5) any Sikh in the west going on and on about 1984 widows and orphans and actually putting his money where his mouth is and marrying one of the poor orphans

6) any desi / sikh photograph about something an organisation is doing that doesn't have 100 people standing behind the main person in the photograph

7) an Indian / Punjabi news segment that is not accompanied by dramatic music

8.  anyone with anything interesting to say on sikhsangat.com

9) pavements covered in dog poo. When i was a kid the pavements were full of it and new shoes were guaranteed to be ruined on the first day due to dog sh$t everywhere and most of it was white !!

10) drunk scotsmen / irishmen - the streets used to be full of them. Where'd they all go ?

11) an unattractive Polish girl

12) an attractive Polish man

13) a midlands middle aged uncle not wearing a suit blazer

14) a women from India with feet that are not deformed

15) an apni school headmaster who is not a lesbian...or at least looks like a lesbian

16) brown / black people mountaineering, river rafting, camping.

17) scottish pound notes -  to be cheap at weddings without being seen to be cheap

 

Please speak for yourself.  Polish women are not particularly attractive.

Anyway, are you married to a 1984 orphan?

 

 

Here are some things I never see:

 

1. Canadian Sikhs who don't "act like they're black"

2. Anyone wearing a turban in the Doaba region

3. Sikhs raised in the UK who pronounce Punjabi names properly instead of adopting the gora misprounciations

4. Punjabi film actors who are portraying Singhs who have enough respect for the role to grow out their beards instead of wearing tacky fake beards

5. "Urban" Sikhs having trouble finding wives within their own community

6. Sikhs marrying people from other religions and bringing their partners into Sikhi

7. UK born monay who decide to become Singhs and then manage to die a decent looking pagh (Their fathers don't even know how to tie paghs, so who can blame them?)

8. A non-horrible Punjabi movie

9. Sikhs outside the UK who write "penji" and "pend" instead of "panji" and "pind"

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