wannabekaur5 1 Posted August 18, 2006 Report Share Posted August 18, 2006 WJKK WJKF Magosh u ppl crak me up! Ok this is ma story: it was assembly and really hot. I stood up ready to sing the hymn when I had one of those sugar rushes (ithink). I was like oh no! Everything was goin blury! There was none of my mates around only a bunch of 6th formers! So i thought everything will be alright when you sit down, (i still rememba da words) "Shine Jesus shine..." ok one more verse to go. When yep i fainted. Someone told me that a bunch of 6th formers caught me! When I came round they were like "Are u ok?" i woz like noooooo! This can't be happenin! I fainted in front of around 800 ppl! The deputy heads literally had to pick me up and carry me out! It was the most embarrasing thing eva! And i know now that Jesus's Hymns wont save me from embarassing myself. WJKK WJKF Quote Link to post Share on other sites
_K_ 3 Posted August 18, 2006 Report Share Posted August 18, 2006 haaw u fainted? yeah that was tuuuune lol "shine jesus shine fill this laaaaaaand with the fathers gloryyyyyy, sumthin sumthin Lord and let their beeeeeeeeeeeeee light" aww i miss assembly hehe Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Papi Posted August 18, 2006 Report Share Posted August 18, 2006 Ive read that "person above" thread and u are a biba bachaa, bibay buchay dont get chittar ooo i got chittar but not that much.....i used to be smart bacha n a beeba bacha so teachers loved me even when i did stupid kum, they would get mad n stuff but i rarely got chittar..... seee all of you should learn something from mr kuch sikho Quote Link to post Share on other sites
singh_sandhu 1 Posted August 19, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 19, 2006 haaw u fainted? yeah that was tuuuune lol "shine jesus shine fill this laaaaaaand with the fathers gloryyyyyy, sumthin sumthin Lord and let their beeeeeeeeeeeeee light" aww i miss assembly hehe assembly..o yea ok another embarasment....haha I was in primary school assembly and the headteacher was going on about something which was totally boring, and i got bored, (as usual) i get bored real quick in assemblys especialy wen hedteacher chats a load ov gobelty gook. So there I was bored and infront of me was my little bro, (we use 2 sit in order of years, smallest year first and the elder year behind, and my bro was in front of me, Now when u use2 do hiz Joori (as a kid) there use 2 be extra hair at the back just coming out. So i strted 2 plait hiz hair and did like a small Gohth @ the back, the hedteacher cloked me and i didnt notice, he picked me up from my line and made me sit on the side facing the wall, lol, every1 was staring @ me.......was not good after assembly hedteacher was like why were u fidgiting in my assembly? I just kept quiet saying sorry.....he had like quite long hair and he goes would you like it if i was playing with your hair? (me little naive boy goes yeh i wudnt mind) lol, the hedtecher got proper angry @ me and sed, right i'll be telling your parents thhis... ...there i was sh!*ng maself finkin ma dad guna batter me if he telz dad... ok home time cum and hedteacher cum 2 ma class n ma dad cum 2 pik us up, so hedteacher strt 2 tel ma dad this n that (ma dad not understanding a single thing he goin on about) asks me what did ur hedteacha say???? lol ... i twisted the words and sed he sed that im a very good kid and in assemblys i pay alot of attention, and my dad gave the BIGGEST SMILE AND SAID OKEH THEHNK JOO. lol the hedteacha was like wa da hell ??? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
anjaan 2 Posted August 19, 2006 Report Share Posted August 19, 2006 hahahhahhaha oh my dayssssssss singh_sandhu u crack me up bro looooooooool my moms here sayin "bethi dand kaddi ja kamm na kari koi" hahhahahahaha gosh you reminded me of the time when we were in assembley at high school and like they had a special assembly because some student died and like so they're telling us and then we stand up to do a 1 minute silence and i was just laughing like an <banned word filter activated> @ not at the fact that someone was dead but like someone made me crack up and like it was those laughs that you don't have no control over so like instead of one minute silence it's "everyone stare at the <banned word filter activated> who's cracking up for one minute silence" and boyyyyyy did i get cussed by my teachers hahhahahaha lol gosh my laughing was mental back in the days lol i used to be asked to leave the class room at times and calm myself down except it would be worse outside because it echoes in the corridor hahahahhaah Quote Link to post Share on other sites
singh_sandhu 1 Posted August 19, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 19, 2006 hahahhahhaha oh my dayssssssss singh_sandhu u crack me up bro looooooooool my moms here sayin "bethi dand kaddi ja kamm na kari koi" hahhahahahaha gosh you reminded me of the time when we were in assembley at high school and like they had a special assembly because some student died and like so they're telling us and then we stand up to do a 1 minute silence and i was just laughing like an <banned word filter activated> @ not at the fact that someone was dead but like someone made me crack up and like it was those laughs that you don't have no control over so like instead of one minute silence it's "everyone stare at the <banned word filter activated> who's cracking up for one minute silence" and boyyyyyy did i get cussed by my teachers hahhahahaha lol gosh my laughing was mental back in the days lol i used to be asked to leave the class room at times and calm myself down except it would be worse outside because it echoes in the corridor hahahahhaah lol i use 2 hate assemblys, i alwayz use 2 mess about it. even in secondary skool the hed teacha wud be chatin bout series things and we be laughin away or crakin jokes...lol... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
_K_ 3 Posted August 19, 2006 Report Share Posted August 19, 2006 LOL at primary school we had 2 say the lords prayer evry mornin (christian school) and u no how the teachers used 2 sit u boy girl boy girl so u dont mess about? i got stuck next to this clown he was sooooo funny and so one morning we doin the lords prayer and everyone had to concentrate else u got told off bad ways, haha and then me being me used to open my eyes and look around wile evryone else was praying and my frend did this2 so we starting giggling and then he started impersonating Mr Burns from the Simpsons loool and he jus kep sayin " Smithers not now" and stuff haha and then i cracked up ssoooo bad i was sitting ther crying and the whole school stopped ther prayer and turned around and i got dirty luks from the teachers lol and i had 2 stay in detention at break time and write lines lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
singh_sandhu 1 Posted August 19, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 19, 2006 LOL at primary school we had 2 say the lords prayer evry mornin (christian school) and u no how the teachers used 2 sit u boy girl boy girl so u dont mess about? i got stuck next to this clown he was sooooo funny and so one morning we doin the lords prayer and everyone had to concentrate else u got told off bad ways, haha and then me being me used to open my eyes and look around wile evryone else was praying and my frend did this2 so we starting giggling and then he started impersonating Homer from the Simpsons loool and he jus kep sayin " Smithers not now" and stuff haha and then i cracked up ssoooo bad i was sitting ther crying and the whole school stopped ther prayer and turned around and i got dirty luks from the teachers lol and i had 2 stay in detention at break time and write lines lol lol....lol.... I wish I was in skool agen .... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
singh_sandhu 1 Posted August 20, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 20, 2006 haha, itz not my emabarassing moment, its my masar's embarasing moment. Hpend 2day morning, lol, He got up first and thers like a rule that hu ever getz up first getz the bath first (wewere guna do nitnem) Maasar thort he was the only one up so he thought what the hek no ones around or looking, and he done a massive fart....lol I was behind then saying to massar, when you have your bath and finished call me, he went red and goes to me, VEH TENU SHARM NI ONDHI? I SED KAADHEE? HE GOES OHDAYEE MERE PICHEH KHURAA RIYA, LOL so i sed bak MASAR TUHANOO NEE SHARM ONDHEE AYDAA VUDAA BHADH MAARIYA, SOHCH LIYA KAR MAARN THO PAYLAA KI BAKEE DHEH GHAR VAALE SUHTHEH YA.... lol was hilarious, lol bless ma masar.....love im 2 bits really. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
_K_ 3 Posted August 20, 2006 Report Share Posted August 20, 2006 HAHAHahahahahaha anyhting involvin a badh jus craks me upppp hahahaha Quote Link to post Share on other sites
singh_sandhu 1 Posted August 20, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 20, 2006 init? lol Aww ma masar was embarased but he was like chatting a load of gobelty gook aftawards coz vuchara joohtah ho gaya see im so mean Quote Link to post Share on other sites
anjaan 2 Posted August 21, 2006 Report Share Posted August 21, 2006 init? lol Aww ma masar was embarased but he was like chatting a load of gobelty gook aftawards coz vuchara joohtah ho gaya see im so mean hahhahahaa singh_sandhu you remind me of fresh prince will smith living with his massi viviane and massar philip hahahahah mannnnn talking of farting lol i went Gurdwara other week, did matha dhek, went to get parshaad and this sianni Bibi ji was doing parshaad di seva i think she had wind problems as she gave me parshaad she farted 3 times lol and then she smiled shyly and said "padd" i was like mmmmm okaaaaaaaay lol not really the thing to be saying while doing seva? was hard to keep a straight face!! Vaheguru lol and todayyyyy me and my bro were in the garden doing target practice on an apple with his gun thing lol and like i held it wrong and as i fired, the gun came back onto my face with force and im bruised and in pain and probably scarred for life lol such an eeeeeejit me is heck mmmmmmm it's like 1.42 ammmm loooool gota be up like sooooon night nightttt Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest HaRdKaUrWaRrIoRz Posted August 21, 2006 Report Share Posted August 21, 2006 LOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLZZZZZZZZZ anjaan and singh sandhu are toooooooooooo much looooooooooooooooooooool one time this baba ji came and we went to drop them off at the airport, so me and the bhajis/bhanjis our age were just hangin around and listenin to the baba ji and the rents were all standing in a circle with baba ji, all of a sudden this guy starts talkin to the baba ji and hes like"baba ji proooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhh" HAHAH MAN HE LET IT RIP....we all looked at each other and buuuuuurst out laffing, we were trying to hold it in soooo bad, and then a couple of us made fart noises with our mouths and we cudnt stop laffing....all of the rents were acting like nothing happened, like they pass gas for fun all the time...it was prolly a half hour later and we were still trying to hold it bak when the baba ji looked at us and said "nhi"and WE SHUT UP! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest HaRdKaUrWaRrIoRz Posted August 21, 2006 Report Share Posted August 21, 2006 another one: like 2 years a go i heard that there was gona be a sikh camp and i really wanted to go cuz i had never gone to one before, so i took one of my stupid frends with me (stupid meaning silly cuz we always laff) and so the first day in the evening we went into the place where guru ji was and we walked in to matha tek. first of all we were both late cuz we had to change into suits and so the sangat (fellow campers) were already sitting there and waiting for us, of course we were laffing at something stupid so i was concentrating on holding in the laughter so much i wasnt really paying attention to where i was going. the camp organizers had laid down white sheets on the ground that were taped together, i guess they missed a spot to be taped and as i was walking towards baba ji to matha tek, my foot got caught in the sheet and it ripped aaaaaaaaaaaaallll the way down to the end of the room, then i kinda tripped and automatically kept my cool by pretending to go down to matha tek. then if that wasnt enuff when my friend matha tek'd her chunni slid off her head and ended up infront of her head LOOOOOOOOOOOLZ OMG WE WERE SOO EMBARASSED o another one .. ok so we were at the same camp and it was another day and it was time to go to the darbar hall again...so me and my friend were sitting there and this bhaji starts doing kirtan...thing is we made fun of him, like we did for everyone else, and we didnt know he could sing, so when he got up on stage we were like"woah he's gona do kirtan, he can sing?hmm" and so he started....vichara was soooooo off and the worse thing is he kept going higher and higher and higher with his voice and it kept getting worse and worse and worse and we couldnt stop laffing, i had my head down and my chunni covering my face basically so that i couldnt see him or my friend, but i could hear her laffing and saying to herself "stop dont go higher" which made me crack up even more...i even left for the washroom 3 times to calm myself down but we couldnt stop...everyone noticed that day and at the end of the guys kirtan one of the organizers came up infront of the whole sangat and said does anybody here want to do kirtan? and nobody said yes, and he said to US do U guys wana do it and we were like........."we dont know how to " we felt like such idiots, we were laffing at him but couldnt do anything ourselves HAHAHAHAHA Quote Link to post Share on other sites
singh_sandhu 1 Posted August 21, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 21, 2006 LOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLZZZZZZZZZ anjaan and singh sandhu are toooooooooooo much looooooooooooooooooooool one time this baba ji came and we went to drop them off at the airport, so me and the bhajis/bhanjis our age were just hangin around and listenin to the baba ji and the rents were all standing in a circle with baba ji, all of a sudden this guy starts talkin to the baba ji and hes like"baba ji proooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhh" HAHAH MAN HE LET IT RIP....we all looked at each other and buuuuuurst out laffing, we were trying to hold it in soooo bad, and then a couple of us made fart noises with our mouths and we cudnt stop laffing....all of the rents were acting like nothing happened, like they pass gas for fun all the time...it was prolly a half hour later and we were still trying to hold it bak when the baba ji looked at us and said "nhi"and WE SHUT UP! lol Init? itz soo weird how parents from panjab dont find farting too funny, anytime sum1 farts in the house we all just crease up. and my masar and masi look @ me finkin im sum joker...lol...then bak in scotland ma mum n dad n bibi baba they fart they fink itz all coool im jus like then wen i look @ their faces im like @ lol anjaan penji hor hero ban baby guns nah khed dhi ya...aah umar ya theri khedan dhi? Gaan jah keh sohriya dhe khedoon ghee?? ...lol ^^^^^^^^^o yea another lyrik ma mum busts 2 ma sisters....Vuchariyaan^^^^^^^^^ another one: like 2 years a go i heard that there was gona be a sikh camp and i really wanted to go cuz i had never gone to one before, so i took one of my stupid frends with me (stupid meaning silly cuz we always laff) and so the first day in the evening we went into the place where guru ji was and we walked in to matha tek. first of all we were both late cuz we had to change into suits and so the sangat (fellow campers) were already sitting there and waiting for us, of course we were laffing at something stupid so i was concentrating on holding in the laughter so much i wasnt really paying attention to where i was going. the camp organizers had laid down white sheets on the ground that were taped together, i guess they missed a spot to be taped and as i was walking towards baba ji to matha tek, my foot got caught in the sheet and it ripped aaaaaaaaaaaaallll the way down to the end of the room, then i kinda tripped and automatically kept my cool by pretending to go down to matha tek. then if that wasnt enuff when my friend matha tek'd her chunni slid off her head and ended up infront of her head LOOOOOOOOOOOLZ OMG WE WERE SOO EMBARASSED lol o another one ..ok so we were at the same camp and it was another day and it was time to go to the darbar hall again...so me and my friend were sitting there and this bhaji starts doing kirtan...thing is we made fun of him, like we did for everyone else, and we didnt know he could sing, so when he got up on stage we were like"woah he's gona do kirtan, he can sing?hmm" and so he started....vichara was soooooo off and the worse thing is he kept going higher and higher and higher with his voice and it kept getting worse and worse and worse and we couldnt stop laffing, i had my head down and my chunni covering my face basically so that i couldnt see him or my friend, but i could hear her laffing and saying to herself "stop dont go higher" which made me crack up even more...i even left for the washroom 3 times to calm myself down but we couldnt stop...everyone noticed that day and at the end of the guys kirtan one of the organizers came up infront of the whole sangat and said does anybody here want to do kirtan? and nobody said yes, and he said to US do U guys wana do it and we were like........."we dont know how to " we felt like such idiots, we were laffing at him but couldnt do anything ourselves HAHAHAHAHA u lot are out of order Vaheguru Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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