Please Help: Missing Sikh Young Man From Surrey

[JagsawSingh]

A young man (in his early 30's) from Surrey, Canada, has been missing for the last 3 weeks. People are beginning to become concerned as it's not like him at all. Normally, a day doesn't go by without his name or face appearing in the media. Family and friends are desperately concerned and fear his dissappearance may be connected to recent events in the Punjab region of India.

Police issued a statement yesterday desperately asking him to make his whereabouts known. It is thought he may have gone into hiding in order to hide his own shame but the statement made clear that his safety and well-being is the only thing everyone is concerned about. We just want to know that he is OK....alive and well.

It is thought his shame may emunate from the fact that, during the last elections in Punjab, he appeared in Badal's election campaign adverts, urging people to vote for Badal because "Badal is fantastic and the best thing thats ever happened to Punjab". Given recent events, the Royal Canadian Mounted Police think his recent inactivity and silence may perhaps be connected to the public support he gave to Badal.

If you see this young man or know of his whereabouts please let the authorities know. Let anyone know.

Police have issued a despiction:

5'8" tall.

Brown complextion.

Really really stupid haircut.

Even funnier goatee beard.

An excessive amount of cheap jewellery.

Sometimes waves his arms around and walks like a bad actor doing a bad impression of a black or hispanic gangster.

Addicted to the playground game 'Rock, Paper, Scissors'. Plays it everywhere he goes. All the time.

Known by the name of 'Jazzy B'.

[simran345]

Lolz

[Guest]

Hahaha

[MisterrSingh]

[Guest Jacfsing2]

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[simran345]

Jes I seen. Aunty jeeto De store ch, eh suit dekda c.

But boot Nai paye c ? ??

[DailyMail]

Lol!

[StarStriker]

Always been a big jazzy fan since i was kid (early 90s), but his recent behaviour/songs from past year or 2 is gettin on my nerves.

[Kira]

My first reaction when reading the description was another Jazzy B fanboy lool.

[JagsawSingh]

Alert Update !!!

There's been a partial sighting of the missing young man. Apparently he's bagged himself a job as the Train Guard on the Hong Kong Metro. Here he is playing rock paper scissors with the trolley hostess :

Another sangat member spotted him in the HMV music store in Calgary. Here he is playing rock paper scissors with a shopper in store:

He was also spotted yesterday working as an angry admin manager for the angry-moody accounting company in Edmonton. Here he is playing rock paper scissors with jenny from accounts :